Shieldy: Controlly, excuse my potty mouth!
Shieldy: Shut the FUCK up!
Literally everyone: OHHHHHHH-
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Prince Emerald: Hey Mailman, what you do got?
Mailman: Just this letter!
Prince Emerald: Dahhhhh-
Mailman: Ahhhh-
Princess Diamond's letter: Prince Emerald, I don't love you anymore-
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Party Hat hiding from a serial killer:
Killer: ....red robin.
Party Hat: Yum! *sudden realization* OH NO! OH NO-
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Popsicley: Don't tell your mother (Slurpy)!
Shelly: Befriend one another!
Popsicley: dIE FOR EACH OTHER-
Shelly:*concern*
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Pizza:*jamming on a trombone*
Shieldy:*slamming the oven*
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Shieldy (and Popsicley) in The Way the River Flows: It's a mental breakdown- *kazoo noises*
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Pinecone: People are constantly asking me; what's it like to be a sex sym- *trips*
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Basically BOTO
FanfictionA collection of art and writing related to Brawl of the Objects- Contains everything from cutesy things to heartbreaking scenarios and MAJOR self-indulgence. Most of the work featured in here is of the final five because yes. Enjoy :D
