Tea Pot of Random Crack

newsies as things my friends said pt 2 bc we've since said funnier things

"it's my turn with the tampon"

"what would it take to make lord capulet a real person just so he could call me a saucy boy"

SPOT:

"If you call me peanut again i will stick your head in a giant nutcracker and jump on the handle"

"i look like the cause of clear backpacks"

"don't worry we were just talking about g*n v10l3nce"

"stop being a considerate human being"

"I don't want your d1ck juices on it... I have your d1ck juices on it now"

"I don't eat I drink vodka"

DAVEY:

"is there mormon cryptocurrency? they should make one, it'd be on brand"

"I'm coming for your toe joints"

"you're comparing a vaccine to a granola bar"

"look at how many presents Santa has delivered, it looks like the national debt going up"

"stop being a white male"

"you have such a unique last name but you're such a generic looking high school boy"

"what are you? 5 foot? that might be generous"

"ypu are in ninth grade. profanity is for when you're 23 years old"

LES:

"where in wakanda is africa?"

"I did way more better"

"you look like a prepare grade"

"Santa tracker pissed me off so I hacked it (successfully)"

"ratatouille changed me"