His Peculiar Empress, WAS A Man[COMPLETED]

Prologue

Naalimpungatan ako dahil sa liwanag ng araw na sumilaw mula sa labas ng bintana. Nakapikit na kinapa ko ang bedside table para hanapin ang cellphone ko but my hand stops when I realized that there is no bedside table. Napabalikwas ako ng bangon at agad na hinanap ang cellphone, sa ilalim ng mga unan, sa ilalim ng comforter, sinilip ko ang ilalim ng kama pero wala. Bigla akong kinabahan, hindi ko pa nababayaran ng buo ang cellphone na iyon.

But what really bothers me right now is something seems stuck in my head. Napahawak ako sa blond na buhok na nakasabit sa leeg ko na kanina pa humaharang sa muka ko.

What is this? A wig?

Sinubukan kong hilain iyon pero nasaktan lang ang anit ko. What the...
Wait. What is this bouncy and soft thing? Hinawakan ko ang dibdib ko at pinisil pisil iyon. I was appalled.

A boob?!

More over. Kinapa ko ang bagay na nasa pagitan ng binti ko. Huh? Bakit walang nagfa-flag ceremony ngayong umaga? It's supposedly right here.

Nanlamig ata ang buo kong katawan nang mapagtanto kong wala na iyon doon. Kinapa kapa ko pa iyon para makasigurado. None! Sinilip ko pa 'yon. Nanlaki ang mga mata ko. Parang tinakasan ako ng bait nang hindi ko na 'to mahanap.

Ang agila ko! Lumipad na. There's obviously nothing!

Pinisil ko ang balat sa braso, kinurot ko ang balat ko sa tagiliran and its freaking hurt! Is it not a dream? However, a pain in your body while sleeping could inflict pain in your dreams as well.

Dali dali akong naghagilap ng salamin but looking at the interior design of this whole wide room bahagyang nakaramdam ako ng pagkaligaw, magkahalong taranta, kaba at takot habang sinuyod ang buong lawak ng silid para maghanap ng salamin.

When I saw one, my mouth parted and my jaw literally fell. Who is that blond woman? Her hair is long and flowy. Her built is slender and sexy. She who has amber eyes with a face of a goddess. Literally my type!

But I realized that what I'm looking at right now is a mirror and that lady! Is my reflection?!

"AHHHH!" napasigaw ako, pero mas lalo akong nawindang sa boses ko. Napahawak ako sa leeg ko. Who's voice is that? Was that mine?! That was mine?! Napayakap ako sa katawan ko. Is this even my body?!

Ang maskulado kong dibdib ay napalitan ng mabigat at bilog na bagay na ito, higit sa lahat ang alaga kong agila! Biglang nanghina ang mga tuhod ko kaya nabuwal ako sa pagkakatayo, napasalampak ako sa sahig.

Hindi ko alam kung anong nangyayari. My head is spinning, I'm so puzzled that my mind is unable to digest what was happening. What the hell is wrong with my body. Why am I,

A woman?!

"Thank goodness the lady has finally awakened! What is wrong lady Pfeiffer? Are you hurt anywhere?!"

Humahangos na dumating ang isang babae. She's wearing a lolita maid dress. Hindi niya alam kung sa paanong paraan niya ako dadaluhan. She's in panic. I hopelessly look up at her. What a beautiful salvation I've got here. She's pretty.

"Lady Pfeiffer are you alright? Namumutla ka ata, my lady." Inalalayan niya ako na marahang tumayo.

Saka palang nagpanting sa utak ko ang salitang 'lady'. Dala na ata ito ng pagiging single ng since birth.

Right. Maybe this is just one of those dreams I've had. Yeah. I laughed nervously. It must be. I calm myself. Inhale. Exhale.

"Lady? Me?" I grinned. Natatawang turo ko sa sarili ko habang ang isang kamay ay pinipisil pisil ang kabila kong dibdib. This is a perfect stress ball! It's impossible that I, Andren Galvez, a healthy young man will become a lady. Completely not possible. Haha.

"Lady Pfeiffer, is there something wrong with your breast today my lady?"

Napangiting umiling lang ako.

"This boob is perfect, I could hold it with my whole palm. This is so nice!"
I sound like a maniac old man, but whatever, a dream is a dream, might as well enjoy it. Because once I wake up this boob will vanish. I again will become a jobless man without money or allowance, couldn't even pay rent dahil itinakwil ako ng sariling ama who's accusing me of being worthless.

Napahinto ako sa pagpisil ng dibdib ko when I remembered something that occured before I sleep? Wait. No. I did not sleep in that hard bed that night. What the heck happened to me then?

Para akong tinamaan ng kidlat nang maalala ang huling tagpo na iyon. Did that really happened to me?! Napabalikwas ako ng tayo mula sa pagkakasalampak sa sofa. Holy-!

That night at the after party, I got involved in a fist fight. Then someone brought out a gun. Sa gitna ng pagkakainitan ay naramdaman ko nalang na may tumamang bala sa dibdib ko. Bumagsak ako sa lupa while seeing all of them run, left me alone and dying.

Napakagat ako ng labi at napakuyom ng kamao sa sobrang inis. Those assholes! Pati ang mga taong akala kong kaibigan ko at sinamahan ko pa sa gulo na iyon ay iniwan ako. Darn those bastards! May you all rot in hell!

Does this mean that I'm dead?

"Haa...is this my afterlife then?" wala sa sarili kong tanong.

"Are you here to welcome me cute miss?" Kinindatan ko siya. There's no time to be depress when I died and brought back in heaven by this beautiful creature, my body may rot but at least hindi ako bumagsak sa ilalim ng lupa kung saan maiinit at maalinsangan habang tinutusta ang kaluluwa.

If my father was here ipapamuka ko sa kanya na hindi ako naging masamang anak. See father?! Heaven opens its gate for me and blessed me with these stress balls na tinatawag na boobs. So to hell with cutting my allowance after I graduated and not finding a suitable job, eat your money, my dear father! I may rest in peace now. Bless my soul. Amen.

"Wait! Saan ka pupunta miss?" Hinawakan ko ang kamay niya para pigilan siyang umalis.

"My name is Ruth, my lady, I will call the doctor for our lady is not doing and feeling good." Ruth straightforwardly said. What does she mean by that?

Naupo ulit ako sa sofa at prenteng sumandal doon. Well I'm feeling good. Maybe not my soul. Kaya hinayaan ko nalang siya na lumabas ng silid. But when she came back, she really did brought in a doctor! A doctor in afterlife? Akala ko si brother J o papa G ang ihaharap niya sa akin? But a doctor? What is happening?