larry: hey..uh gumshoe, buddy
gumshoe: oh hey pay--why do you have trucy, i thought phoenix and miles forbade you from babysitting?
larry: uh yeah about that, see i wanted to stop by and say hi, but the babysitter was in the bathroom so i thought "hey why not take my niece out for a fun day", so i took her and went out with her all day, but now the police are looking for her and the babysitter, miles and nick have been panicking for the past 4 hours, and then they raged yelled at my over the phone when i told them what happened, and now their coming to pick her up and beat the drub outta me
gumshoe: ...wait, ..you-YOU KIDNAPPED THEIR KID!!???
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phoenix: the prosecution makes a compelling argument. But have you considered this?
phoenix: *puts middle finger up*
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phoenix: that motherfucker edgeworth is the most egotistical, insufferable human being i have ever fucking met!!!
larry: yeah, but you two make such a cute couple~, like Bert and Ernie!'
phoenix: SHUTUP LARRY!!
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Larry: there are teens out there that think discovering Nirvana is a special achievement
Maya: isn't that kinda the whole point of Buddhism?
phoenix: ..this conversation is slowly killing me...
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pearl: Mr nick?
phoenix: yeah oysters
pearl: What's an orgasm?
phoenix: WHERE DID YOU HEAR TH-
maya: It's when you fold paper to look like birds and cool stuff like that
phoenix: no!!, that's called origami!!, okay, please never say that word!
pearl: what orga-
phoenix: YES YES!!, DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD!!
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miles: How did none of you hear what I just said?
maya: I got distracted about halfway through.
gumshoe: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
phoenix: Ignoring you was a conscious decision, i don't regret it
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larry: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
phoenix: larry, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is that you're a dumbass.
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larry: Hey, Nick! Did you and your brother-
phoenix: i fucking swear larry, if you make a Wright Brothers joke I'll deck you in the face!!
larry: ...
larry: hmph
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maya: hey nick, pick one object that describes you
phoenix: *holds up a pan*
maya: oh clever
larry: ..i don't get it
phoenix: ....
maya: ....
larry: ....
larry: oh because your pansexual!!
YOU ARE READING
Ace Attorney Incorrect Quotes/ Short Stories
Fanfictioni know i keep deleting these, but this one is here to stay, short stories are not canon to the AL-9 series, nothing here is relevant to the AL-9 series suggestions are abablie Warning; read wrightwotth AL-9 warings before reading his book
