Marc, casually singing: Take a sip of my secret potion, I'll make you fall in love~
Nathaniel: I already did.
Marc:
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Adrien: Are you crying?
Marinette: No, I'm having an allergic reaction.
Adrien: To what?
Marinette: ....Life.
Adrien:
Adrien: Coffee, dramas and cuddles?
Marinette, on the verge of a breakdown: Yes please.
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Chat Noir: Do it! Do the thing!
Ladybug: *smiles genuinely*
Chat Noir, breathlessly: Oh my goodness...
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Alya: I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!
Marinette, Nino and Marc: *voice cracking* Everyone...?
Alya: Everyone but you three.
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Adrien: Why are you dressed as a zombie?
Marinette: I'm dressed as a ghost Adrien.
Adrien: Oh, is that why you've been haunting my dreams?
Marinette: You're cute but please stop with the pick-up lines.
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Zoe, to her friends: Alright, I need everyone to be straight with me-
Bisexual b!tches Marinette, Luka, Kagami, Nathaniel:
Gay a$$es Marc, Rose and Juleka:
Ace dumba$$ Alix:
Aroace smarta$$ Max:
Them: *nervous laughter*
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RandomIt's basically incorrect quotes but majority of it is my original thougts. Features MHA. Maribaku siblings..? Maybe.