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divine woke everyone up per usual and very one was very excited to just have a relaxed day one the beach . they didn't have nothing planned and for the next few days it was like this for a few days till the 5th day of the trip everyone woke up to sage making breakfast .

sabi : hey so sage what's the plan for yo know what

eren groaned as him and jean got up .

eren walked over to sage and barried his face in her neck from behind .

jean : what are you guys talking about ?

sage : you know what today is right ?

jean: uh no?

sabi : your kidding , ARE YOU SAYING U LIKE DIVINE BUT DONT KNOW -

sage : SHUT UP SABI . it's her birthday ...

eren : FOR REAL ?

jean : LIKE ACTUALLY.

sabi : yes y'all suck .

sage : that's why we took vacation also that's why i was so happy about her getting suspended .

sabi : I'm about to go to a dealership

jean : and get?

sabi : i'm getting her a truck

jean and eren gasped

sage : ME AND YOU ARE GETTING THE TRUCK.

jean : i know your lying

eren : WHERE YALL GETTING THIS MONEY?

sage : i told you we get 5k a month plus himari pitched in with 10k, but that's for her present.

jean: Well then what am i suppose to get her?

Armin: Right.

eren: i aint getting her shit.

sage turned back and rolled her eyes. she glared up at eren.

sage: the fuck you are.

Erwin walked in walking up to sage with a smirk. he looked over shoulder and saw what she was cooking.

Erwin: What the hell-

sage: Mind ya business.

Eren: Wait-

sage: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy.

levi: Is that baloney sandwiches?

sage: Yes sirrrrr.

Eren: Ah hell na. id rather starve. can you not cook?

sage: Yes, not breakfast foods.

Erwin: How?

Levi: How can you not make regular foods but not break fast foods?

Sage: You know what I wonder the same.

Divine woke up stretching and rubbing her eyes. She smiled walking down the stairs into the kitchen.

divine: Goodmorning, guys-

Sage ran to divine hugging her tightly, she caught her off guard knocking her over.

divine: Ahhhhh, fuck...sage.

sage: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH.

sabi ran to us phone playing "birthday bitch"

Sabi: ONE TIME FOR THE BIRTHDAY BITCH. TWO TIMES IF ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY Bitch, THREE TIMES FOR THE BIRTHDAY BITCH.

Sage: FUCK IT UP IF YOUR BIRTHDAY BiTCH.

sage stood up quickly and began bussing it down for divine. divine pushed her out of the way happy but irritatedly.

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