So, after getting a good response from my students I'm very happy :D
bitchh4you
You are the kind of girl my mom's asking me to bring her.
Me: Want to play a game?
You: Yes! Which game?
Me: Well for me any game is fine except hide and seek.
You: Why?
Me: Because it is impossible to find a girl/boy like you.
(My personal favourite)
Baby did you fart "cuz you blow me away"
Did you come out of oven? "Coz you are hot"
Are you my homework? Cuz I should definitely be "DOING YOU"
Are you oxygen?
Cuz I cant live without you
Are you plushie?
Cuz I wanna hug you so bad
NOW MY 2 MOST HARDWORKING STUDENTS
Are you painting because I want to pin you to the wall
I always thought happiness starts with "h" but it starts with "u"
Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for
Are you my mom's slipper, because you hit different
Someone: how many alphabets will remain if we remove bts?
Army: 19
Someone: nope only 23
Army: 19 letters will remain because BTS also will take us with them.
(That's sooo cutee)
Are you a keyboard? "Cause you are just my type"
Can I follow you? "Cause my mom said to follow my dreams"
Are you a sea lion? "Cause I can sea (see) you lion (lie on) my bed tonight"
A: I wanna teach you 20 letters of alphabet
B: there are 26 letters in alphabet
A: oh! I forgot that U R A Q T (you are a cutie)
B: there's still one left
A: you're gonna get that D later...
(I changed pados wale chacha-chachi to A and B coz what if I've any international viewer)
Ok so I'm really impressed with all these pick up lines so time for today's homework
HOMEWORK
• You've a crush on the most studies child so how will you impress him/her.
YOU ARE READING
Wink69
HumorHello my sexy cutie lovely people as you know I'm so free that I thought to make a book kind of thing or basically a place where we learn how to flirt and I'll be your teacher and your job is to teach your stupid teacher lol. Now leave my senseless...
