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Wolf

Simple/cute pick up lines:

"Is it hot in here, or is it just us?"

"You're lips look so lonely, how 'bout a friend?"

"You don't need keys to drive me crazy!"

"You look cute when you smile, such advertisement."

"That smile cannot compare to Mona Lisa's."

"I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!"

"I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you."

"If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."

"Are you a magician? It's the strangest thing, but everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again."

Dirty pick up lines:

"You're so hot, my zipper is falling for you."

"I'm on top of a lot of things, would you mind being one of them?"

"What's a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you instead?"

"Can you do telekinesis? Because you just made a part of me move without even touching it."

"I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on."

"Want to save water by showering together?"

"Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?"

"You must be yogurt 'cause I want to spoon you."

"Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You're on fire."

Snake

Simple/cute pick up lines:

"Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?"

"You're voice is my favorite song that goes on and on."

"Was your mother a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

"Nice shirt. What's it made of, Girlfriend material?"

"You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smaking!"

"Life without you is like a broken pencil... Pointless."

"You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind."

"You're hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?"

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand (tail)."

"Are you a TV? 'Cause I could watch you for hours."

Dirty pick up lines:

"Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

"When I saw you, I lost my tongue."

“That’s a nice smile. It’ll look better if it was all you were wearing!”

“Is your body a map? because I love to travel.”

“You are worth every sin.”

“Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.”

“Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?”

“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s'more."

“Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?”

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