jk even if you didn't want it here it is lol
Cesar was at home happy that he slapped that lady but then Adam broke his window (ay wtf is up with Adam breaking people windows)
Cesar: wha- who are you
Adam: don't act like you don't know me🙄
Cesar: oh yeah i saw him taking a kids candy at the mall-
Adam: bruh I can hear you your thinking out loud dumbass
Cesar:THAT DOESN'T MATTER RN anyways why are you here
Adam:bc i heard u got no bitchs HAHAHAH-
Cesar: stfu how did you know
Adam:i saw you flirting with that one lady
Cesar: yk i slapped her too
Adam: that's not cool man im a jerk too but that's too far
Cesar: but she-
Adam: lmao im joking i saw
Cesar:uhm- ok can you get out now
Adam: fuck no
Cesar: ok
Bro went back to da park to get a girl but Idk bet he won't get one
He saw a lady nvm- but he tried to be cool
Cesar:hey girl how you doin'?
The lady didn't listen she was on here phone
Cesar: hey girl- im a cool guy girl you seem like a hawt girl, girl
Lady: eh-? what can you get away from me please
Cesar: but girl im chill girl u don't gotta worry abt nothin'
Lady:mhm sure i bet ur "chill" just can i be left alone
Cesar: a- ok sure i guess so☹️
He was just walking but oh god- a fangirl.....
Even worse she had A HIGH PITCHED VOICE AND ACTED LIKE A UWU GIRL-
Fangirl: OH ME GAWDDDDD CESWR😍😍😍😍
Cesar: aye wtf-???
Fangirl: ceswry come heReEeEeeEE😍😍😍😍
Cesar: *runs* NO STOP WHY ARE YOU SAYING MY NAME LIKE DAT-
Fangirl: ceswr plwase come herwe😘
Cesar:NO-
Fangirl: c-c-cc-cccc-c-c-ceswr why are ywu running😞
Cesar: STAY TF AWAY YOU FREAK-
fangirl:Ceswr t-t-that's so m-mean
Cesar: IDC BITCH
fangirl: *falls dramatically and starts to cry*
Cesar: wtf- oh well that gives me a chance to run away
Fangirl: ceswr stawp running😖
Cesar: no stupid
He ran to his house good thing fangirl didn't know his address
Cesar:ok im never going to the park or flirt with girls ima be single forever😟
He was crying bc how stressed he was so umm yeah guess he cried himself to sleep
*random bee noises* yo ya phone is ringing
Yes Cesar got a bee ringtone don't ask-
Cesar: ugh what
Mark: wtf is this pink thing doin outside my window it's asking where u live
Cesar: oh shi- don't tell it anything about me it's a fangirl
Mark:but it's yelling at me wtf do i do???
Cesar: tell it uhh- a fake address
Mark:yeah sure
Fangirl:HEY U CRUSTY HEAD WHERE HE AT😡😡😡😡
Mark:fack u im not crusty and it's (fake address here lmao)
Fangirl:TEEHEE thx ywuuuu~🤗
Mark:stfu you poopy pee fart head
Fangirl: *already gone*
Bro that dumbass girl went to the house
Fangirl: c-ceswr y-y-you left your door unlocked☺️
Old guy: who you👴👴👴
Fangirl: who you, u white as paper
Old guy: shut up
Fangirl: do you know where ceswr-cutesy-ceswr issss☺️☺️☺️
Old guy: oh damn, bruh you need Jesus
Fangirl:w-w-wha?
Old guy: y o u N e e d J e s u s
Fangirl: are you saying there's something wrong with me?
Old guy: you heard me
Fangirl: why am I talking to you your not Ceswr
Old guy: no my names Felix
Fangirl:oh shi you killed the kids
Old guy: what kids???
Fangirl: Ed and Molly duh🙄
Old guy:who is a- Ed and Molly???
Fangirl:oh my gosh nvm-
Once she got out of the house she got hit by a car it was Cesar who done it
Fangirl: *dead*
Cesar:thx mark for saving my life
Mark: yeah sure
Cesar: jk idc what you did LOLLLLLL
mark: stupid-
The end
Yeah ummm yeah idk hope it was uhhh- cool yeah ok bye
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