Your Child is at Register 10! (Leon x Reader) Fluff! Comedy!

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Lol, this is so random, but it fits so why not? Leon is baby!!!

700+ words.

Enjoy~

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(At the Pokemart - pretend it's large, like the Megamart in Alola)

"Dang, I gotta go to the bathroom. Be right back!" Leon gave me a quick smile as he dashed to the bathroom, his long mop of purple locks swaying in time with his quick feet.

I let out an amused huff as he passed me and disappeared behind the bathroom door. I shook my head and wondered how long he'd be. Without really thinking about it and before I knew it, I had wandered away from him. Mistake number one, Arceus forbid if he tries to find me, he'll be lucky make it out of the bathroom.

I headed for the bakery first, Arceus, those mini cakes look good! My shoulder devil poked at me to buy one, but with one look at all that icing, I flicked the devil away and moved on, only to return a moment later and grab one. My resolve isn't the strongest

Moving away from all the food, I started to browse the clothing section. Ooh, that shirt is so cute!. . .Not for that price it ain't. I sighed, putting the cute top back. I furrowed my brow as I passed a setup of the Leon endorsed Champion™ clothing brand, reminding me. Why hasn't he texted me? He should be out by now. . . I shrugged and continued to browse.

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Leon exited the bathroom, feeling much better, and went to greet his girlfriend who. . . wasn't there. Hmm. He glanced around and shrugged, figuring that I was just nearby. He pulled out his phone to text me, only to remember that it was dead as a doornail. "Ah shit." He muttered under his breath. He let out a frustrated huff and plopped onto a nearby bench.

He wanted to get up and go looking for me, but his mother had laid out the rules of shopping a long time ago. 

Mum's rules are as follows:

1. Don't wander off.

2. If you find yourself alone, don't go looking for me, because you will get lost and make it worse.

3. Don't talk to or follow strangers.

Leon suddenly frowned, realizing that most of these rules were for him. I guess that makes sense though.

4. If you get lost anyway, or can't find me, talk to an employee and ask them to find me.

Ah, that's it! Leon stood with a proud smile on his face after figuring out what to do and walked up to a nearby cashier. "Hello there, can you call my girlfriend for me? I kind of lost her."

The cashier gaped up at the Champion for a good minute trying to compute why on Earth he was asking him for help. Leon was just about to ask if he was okay, but then he snapped out of it and replied, "Oh, yes! Of course, sir!"

Leon shook his head, still smiling, "Oh no, just call me Leon."

"Yes sir- ah Leon!" The cashier turned and spoke into the store walkie talkie. "Can I get a manager assist at register ten?" He then smiled at Leon, "Sorry, I don't have access to the PA from here, a manager will come in a minute to make an announcement."

Leon nodded and sat at the bench again to wait. A few moments later, an older woman that Leon knew all too well showed up and stared at the Champion for a few moments before shaking her head and sighing to the sky. "Everytime." She said.

See, this manager has been working at this grocery store for the better part of the last twenty years, and she has had to make an anouncement nearly every week to find any one of Leon's mum, brother, rival, endorsed children and now his girlfriend. Seeing her made Leon's face go red from embarassment. "Sorry," He muttered. 

She just laughed and grabbed the PA reciever to make a storewide announcement. 

"Y/n, honey, your child is at register ten."

She then hung up the reciever and patted Leon on the shoulder, "See you next week, sweetpea."

Leon crossed his arms and pouted. Pouting further when I showed up. "You left me!" He wailed reaching his arms up for me.

I could have died from the baby-like expression he made at me. "Sorry Lee!" I leaned down to emrace him and his arms closed around my back. "You okay?" I asked, trying not to sneeze from his hair tickling my nose.

"Yeh. Can we get ice cream?"

I giggled at his instant change in tone. From baby-boy to grown-man-asking-for-ice cream.

"Sure."


The end~

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