''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna track you down'' - Natasha x reader

47

Mommy👿

NAT PLES3 HELK NE

WHAT?

hHEP ME

What did you do Y/n?

I'm offended, currently I'm hiding in your room

It's our room Y/n

Aweeeeeeeeee
Anygays, I was hungry and I saw  a box of pizza so i ate it and it was fucking Sam's

U could've told me you were hungry, I would've buy 2 boxes of pizza

Goddamn it, I should really have told you

Is Sam still there?

Yea, he's banging the door not in a sexual way though

😃😃 what?

Nat please he's going to break the door

WHAT THE HELL? HE CAN'T DO THAT TO MY DOOR

it seems like you care about the door more😟

Because it is

I'm offended🖕

You don't want my help?

No, I'm a big girl now and I'm very scary  I punch my walls, stay out at night and I do karate

What?

Nothing
Bye mommy

WHAT?

I opened the door to see a very mad Sam, I smiled awkwardly, ''Hi Sam'' I greeted him ''Hi Y/n'' he said with no ounce of happiness. ''Well are you angry at me?''

''Of-'' i cut him off ''That was a dumb question'' I put my hands in my pocket, searching for something.

I pull it out ''Here have a snicker, you're not youself when you're hungry'' I said with a proud smile. He just look at me and took the snicker.

''Come let's go to a restaurant, I'll treat you Sam'' I said with the brightest smile I could masked.

Mommy👿

Nat i made Sam unmad

Is that a new word?

Yes and i didn't even need your help

Good job
Making Sam 'unmad' is a very hard job

At this point I don't know whether you're being sarcastic or not

I'm not being sarcastic

Sureeeeee

I'll come home with your luggage

Wait what?

You're staying with me forever

REALLY?!

YES

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Oh my God.

Y/n is typing