Nat the milf
A/n: what the fuck is wrong with me? I was trying to write Nat the milf but I accidentally wrote Nat the dilf💀
HELLO NATASHA ROMANOFF!
I'm guessing you're not Y/n
Yea I'm not, I'm Luci
???
Her sister, I'm gonna be honest I'm more cooler than her
Where is your sister?
She's sleeping, it's fucking 10am but she's still sleeping
Fyi, I use her fingerprints, she's asleep she don't know anythingOhh
You see my sister is a dumbass
She's meanThe dumbass part is true
I haven't met all of you in person
Come today, wake your sister up
Not right now, I'm gonna tell you something
Okay
It's a funny story of how my mother knew my old dad was cheating
Old dad?
Yea my new dad is way cooler
Are you sure you wanna share?
Yes cause me and Y/n would share to almost everyone
Okay go on
So me and my mother were sitting in the living room's couch and my sister burst in
Typical Y/n
She said she saw a tiktok video of people pranking their husband or bf or gf
I think i know l where this is going
So the prank was to draw a lip shape in your palm and slap it on the victims face and acts like he/she cheated on you
...
Y/n told mother and mom said that dad would be mad but she didn't listen, mom agreed eventually, Y/n started drawing a lip shape in her palm, mother said she wanted to do but Y/n response which I quote ''Mom if you do it, it will be animal abuse I mean domestic abuse''
''Animal abuse'' 💀💀
When dad came in Y/n slap him and his face got stain by the lip stick making the perfect lip shape
''What the-'' my dad said, my sister cut him ''you cheater you....'' Y/n trailed off because the other side of his face has a lipstick stain, the colour was pink but the lipstick we used was red.That's fucked up
It is but I'm glad mom divorced him, he's a pain in our asses
OH MY GOD Y/N IS WAKING UP SEE YOU LATER!Okay bye!
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''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna track you down'' - Natasha x reader
FanfictionBook 1 A girl accidentally text a wrong number, which turns out to be Natasha Romanoff! Natasha x reader contains: - swearing - mental illnesses - fluff - drugs enjoy~ Some jokes are from Mariam George:)