*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*
Bae: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Jiwoo: No, Bae. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Bae: No, that’s not part of it—
Jiwoo: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Kyujin: I would want to live with no legs.
Jiwoo: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kyujin. You don’t do anything.
Bae: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him. *Jiwoo pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Jiwoo: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Sullyoon: How’s that gonna help you?
Jiwoo: I will divide and then count to it.
Sullyoon: Right.
Bae: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Jiwoo: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. (syntax error) First I was afraid, I was petrified.
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NMIXX INCORRECT QUOTES 2
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