Prologue

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Harley' introduction:

Bein' the best is impossible, bein' the worst however... is something people fear, even though everyone's the worst, just not that many show their true colors, and some tend to never open up about it, everyone's bad, your family, your friends, your teachers, the people you look up to... oh god the people you look up to are definitely some horrible people too, let me show ya some examples:

First off! Mista Thomy Ed, this dude tortures animals! I mean come on really now? That's like totally a red flag, and that's me saying this, which means you messed up big time Mista competitive

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First off! Mista Thomy Ed, this dude tortures animals! I mean come on really now? That's like totally a red flag, and that's me saying this, which means you messed up big time Mista competitive.

This dude's a whiny bully, and making a shinybulb wouldn't stop me from talking shit, deal with it cupcake.

This dude's a whiny bully, and making a shinybulb wouldn't stop me from talking shit, deal with it cupcake

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Next up we got Mista Charlie Napkin... Chapstick? Ohh Chaplin!

Whadaya think? I mean we should've expected it from a guy who goes to the same barber as that shorty guy Hitler.

Mista chapstick slept with over 2000 women, many were young and guess what? He was a greasy balding man at the time, not a great sight if you ask me, also messed up big time so I won't talk any longer about this napkin dude.

Mista chapstick slept with over 2000 women, many were young and guess what? He was a greasy balding man at the time, not a great sight if you ask me, also messed up big time so I won't talk any longer about this napkin dude

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Ugh some stupid random guy puddin' was holding hostage just stained my photo, ignore that.

Wellll would ya look at that, the symbol of equality is actually... racist.

Yep ya heard me right, Mista Abraham Lecoin or whatever his name is, is in fact the symbol of hypocrisy... good one ya?

God! He makes me angry, like I don't think I'm that great of a person but at least I kill people equally ya know? Didn't expect this guy to shoot his shot with these bad takes! ...Did ya get it.... Cause he was shot dead in 1865? ... Not funny? okay....

Well my personal take on all these is that these people get praised for... well I don't know, they must have sold their souls... just kidding but to be completely honest with ya... bad shit get sugarcoated with good shit, especially if it's a white guy during this period, however being a decent human being with only good in you, it's not that interesting anymore and I'm telling you this because that is your chance to...

Give

In

To

What

Your

Heart

Actually

Desires.

Not to be a hypocrite myself but let me show you my Puddin'!

Aww god he's so cute! Mista J is the crime prince of gotham city, he's the guy that showed me how much being a bad person isn't that

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Aww god he's so cute! Mista J is the crime prince of gotham city, he's the guy that showed me how much being a bad person isn't that... bad? It makes more sense in my head so I'll stick to it.

I mean he's not that bad, he's so nice to me and has a good reason for doing what he's doing, and he's not afraid of showing his true colors unlike the good people who hide from their mistakes, and it's one of the 3289 reasons why Puddin's the best at being the worst, luv ya cupcake you never fail to amaze me<3

Anyways I got out of topic, this is my story of how I became who I am today, and how I fell in love with Puddin' and lived happily never after... Not really, but you'll get to it yourself, be patient sweetie, cya when I'm done!

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not to be dramatic but this took me a million years to finish for some reason, im still writing the story, so if you like this kind of chapter i could do it every few chapters, like an ad break with Harley ya know, it was fun to write, so hope you liked it anyways.

thank you for reading, luv ya<3

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