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Rose- -Rose_Springs-

Dominic:*reading*

Rose:*singing* Whoa~

Dominic:*looks at her* Trying to read....

Rose: Because~ When the sun shines we'll shine together~ Told you I'll be here forever~

Dominic: Rose! I'm trying to read!! Go take your awful singing somewhere else!

Rose: ........

Dominic: Thank you. God...

Rose:*gets in his face* SINGING UNTIL THE END!!

Zuwon- jdgeer25

Zuwon:*eating all the food*

Dominic:*walks in* What the- hey!!

Zuwon: Oh sup man?

Dominic: You just ate all of the food I bought!

Zuwon: Well you're half right.

Dominic: Explain.

Zuwon: Akame is here.

Dominic: Oh sweet Jesus...

Sapphire- Sapphire_Wave

Dominic: Zzzz..

Hestia:*turns over*

Dominic:*cuddles with her* Mmmm~*opens one eye*

Sapphire:*standing in a corner watching*

Dominic: AH AH AH AH AH!!*falls out of bed*

Sapphire: We're out of milk...

Amethyst

Dominic:*walking with a plate of food*

Amethyst:*smacks it down* Oops~

Dominic: Ah...y...wh....I said I was fucking sorry Amethyst.

Amethyst: Sorry doesn't get me a job.

Dominic: You don't have a job cause your fat ass sits on my couch all day!

Amethyst: Oh fuck you!

Dominic: No thank I already smell like death and I don't need pathetic as an addition.

Jade

Dominic: Jade hurry up I need to shower!

Jade:*singing* We shine bright like diamonds in the sky~

Dominic:*pounding on the door* Come on!! I have to get to work!

Jade: Too baaad biitch~!

Dominic: Oh I'm a bitch? Okay.*kicks the door down*

Jade: What the hell!?

Dominic:*grabs her clothes and towels*

Jade: Hey!!

Dominic:*walks away* Call me a bitch I'll show you the bitch. Fucking...bitch. Wasting water.

Jade: Do NOT make me come after you Sparda! I'm not afraid of people seeing me naked!

Dominic: Trust me everyone already has! I'm implying you're a FUCKING WHORE!!

Kuro/Alucard

Kuro:*making out with Seras*

Seras: Oh master~

Kuro:*kissing her neck*

Seras: Yes~ Master~

Dominic: Oi!

Kuro: Ah! O-oh..hey Dom! What's up?

Dominic: That's ...my....bed..!

Kuro: I uh..can see that..yeah.

Dominic:*face of visible anger*

Kuro: You can be mad all you want I'm still gonna finish.

Dominic: Kuro... there's semen ON MY CEILING!!

Kuro: Oh..that. Funny story-

Dominic:*creates summoned chair* RRRRRR!!

Blake

Blake:*running around at 3 AM*

Dominic:*sigh* Dante it's 3 AM can ya control your cat!

Dante: She's fine!

SMASH!

Dante: She's not fine!

Weiss

Dominic: Who turned my coats white!?

Weiss: I did. You're always wearing that horrid color so I thought you would look better like that.

Dominic: I look like Jack Fucking Frost!

Yang

Dominic:*reading*

Yang: Hey D want to Yang out?

Dominic: Go...away..

Yang: Aw~ Does Dommy need a Yang session~

Dominic: Please don't call me that.

Yang: Why? You look like you could have a night that ends with a-

Dominic: If you make your name into a pun one more time I'm gonna be your big bad fucking wolf! Emphasis on the fucking!!

Yang: So are you gonna like wear a costume while you do that or...?

Dominic:*screams into his shirt*

Ruby

Dominic:*sees his coat is now red*

Ruby:*looking at him*

Dominic:*looks at her*

Ruby: You're mad huh?

Dominic: I don't know. I'm kinda numb with rage.

Ruby: Oh.

Dominic: I'm gonna go process this.*leaves*

Ruby: Phew! Thought I was dead.

Dominic:*distant* Ya damn right!

Ruby: Oh son of a bitch.

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