''𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚛𝚢.'' (Boyfriend x Pico)

''ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴜɴ''

Pico guided Boyfriend out of one of the side doors, his friends and him had created a little hole in the fence behind the school. He just had to hope they weren't already at the hideout.

The two had started walking into the forest around the town they lived in, hand in hand. The forest was usually abandoned, and Pico and his friends had made a little tree house that they used when they skipped.

The trees were covered in snow and they were tucked together tight, it made Boyfriend uncomfortable. He squeezed Pico's hand as they walked together, and eventually were met with the thick tree with a small-ish hut sitting on top of it. Pico climbed cautiously up the decrepit ladder and helped the other up. Boyfriend sat down and curled up next to Pico.

The inside was cozy, decorated with pillows, blankets, and some battery-run lamps hanging from the ceiling. There were some food wrappers and soda cans sitting in one corner and a couple of used weed blunts.

"Alright, wanna tell me what's going on?" Pico messed with Boyfriend's fluffy hair.

"I was born with this.. unnatural blue hair. And uh.. my dad hated it." He paused, trying to figure out how to word the next part. "He always wanted a boy, but when he got one, he despised it because it wasn't strong, or.. tall, it was me. A scrawny, scared to death, fucking kid. He doesn't love me." Boyfriend started feeling tears fall down his cheeks.

Pico was speechless, he didn't know what to say or do. He really wasn't much of an advisor, all he could do was comfort him physically. "B, I'm so sorry, I'm sure he loves you at least a little."

"Don't apologize, it's.. not your fault he's so stereotypical." Boyfriend clung onto Pico and sobbed silently into his shoulder. "Sometimes I'd like to think he really does love me, but I heard he wanted to leave me out on the side of the road, the person keeping me from having that life is my mom but.. she's never home, my sister told me."

"And does he uhm.. does he know we're together?" Pico rubbed the other's back and rested his chin on Boyfriend's head.

"N-No.. he'd freak out," Boyfriend sniffed. Pico hummed.

"I'm so sorry, I should've asked sooner about this."

"It's ok.." Boyfriend lifted his head. He looked down at the ground for a moment before looking up at the other. "Pico, why do you like me?"

"I love you because you're so unique, and.. talented.. and you're adorable."

"You don't think I'm weak..?"

"Well, you're not ripped." Pico snickered but realized the mood was serious, "Just because you think you're weak, doesn't mean that you aren't strong in your own way."

"I'm not even strong emotionally though." Pico lifted Boyfriend's head up by his chin as the bluenette's hair fell away from his face, exposing his beautiful grey eyes.

"You shouldn't have to worry about it. You don't need to be strong, it's just a want. As long as you're with me, I know you're okay." Pico pulled the rest of his hair out of his face. "Trust me, they don't see what I see in you."

Pico smiled as he leaned in closer to the almost speechless boy. "You are perfect the way you are, how could you see something in me." Boyfriend's eyes welled with tears.

"Boyfriend." Pico put his hands on Boyfriend's cheeks. "You are caring, loyal, your hair is soft, your music is so fucking good, and you are a living marshmello. Seriously though, you're so squeezable."

Boyfriend cracked a smile and looked into Pico's eyes. He reached for the other's face and leaned in. "I don't know why you care so much about me, but, I love you. So much."

"I love ya too." The two boys leaned in and slowly gave each other a peck on the lips.

"That was my uh.. first." Boyfriend let go to rub the back of his neck and Pico moved his hands to caress his cheek.

"That wasn't a good kiss, B." Boyfriend flushed at his remark in embarrassment.

"Oh." Boyfriend looked down and rubbed his arm. Pico felt bad, he didn't mean for that to be rude. He could give him his actual first kiss.

And that's what he was going to do.

"B, look up at me." Pico started lifting Boyfriend's face up and landed a smooch on his lips. It wasn't his first rodeo.

Boyfriend wrapped his arms around Pico's neck and pulled him closer as a small make-out session began. Pico's lips felt amazing.

The tree house started getting a bit hot as Pico got on top of Boyfriend as they kissed. Pico reached for his belt on his pants.

"That's hot." A girl with short black hair giggled as she flipped her knife around, it was Nene. And beside her was Darnell, the pyromaniac who plans all their 'deeds'.

Boyfriend watched Pico's expression change, thank god he hadn't gotten a hard on. He probably would've murdered the two of them.

"Listen, dip shits. Me and 'Nell are gonna go burn down 'oLd mCdOnAlD's' farm." Nene pointed her knife at Boyfriend. "And you guys, are comin' with."

"Do we really have to come?" Pico helped Boyfriend up.

"If ya boyfriend wanna keep his head," Nene paused for 'dramatic' effect, "then yes."

"You're such a bitch."

"C'mon, ya don't do anything with me and 'Nell anymore!"

"It's ''Nell and I' not 'me and 'Nell'." Darnell interjected.

"I don't give a fuck about my grammar, 'Nell!" She lowered her hand to put her knife away. "Now, ya guys are comin' with us, whether you like it or not."

"No." Pico folded his arms, and as soon as he opened his mouth, a knife whizzed by his head. "Get a better aim, bitch."

"Getta better boyfriend who isn't a fuckin' pussy, then we'll talk."

Pico fisted his hands and his knuckles turned white. "He's not a pussy, he's cautious."

"Ah, really. He'll have no problem lighting a barn on fire then." Nene grabbed Boyfriend's arm and tugged him out of the hut and ran off with him.

"Thanks a lot, 'Nell." Pico glared at Darnell, who was probably just as shocked as Boyfriend.

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End of Chapter Three: The Wrong Kind Of Fun
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I added the concept art for Nene and Darnell at the top, sorry if it looks lazy. That's really all I have to say

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