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Chapter 1: Time Travel, Turkeys, and DEATH!!

    Descriptive imagery is used in lines 9-11 stating, "She found herself to be standing on a carpeted level, which stretched to the east and west as far as the eye could reach," in reference to Durbeyfield. This is significant because the narrator's uses the word "carpeted" indicating that Tess sharted. 

     In conclusion, the excerpt by Thomas Hardy persists in displaying descriptive imagery to capture the character's relationship to the environment? is so good. The end. Goodbye. JK!! Got ya, April fools hahahaha u suck loser.

    In conclusion, Tess should have used a diaper before pooping in her pants. She was thinking about mr tomas and how he used to have blonde hair, mmmmm, just like corn. She wanted to gobble him right up. It wasn't thanksgiving tho and she isnt a turkey yet so she had to wait her turn. She did not want to wait so she made a time machine in the toilet and used it to go to the future when it would be thanksgiving so that she could eat mr tomas just like a turkey. Mr tomas heartily agreed. He loved to be stuffed with "gravy" and "chicken." He wasn't the only one getting meat that night. Mr tomas had such a good night that he traveled back in time with Tess , and the future mr tomas killed the present-day mr tomas. The newest mr tomas was a fan favorite in all of his classes. His students wondered what had changed "in" him. He was no longer shouting ZERO ZERO ZERO ZEROOOOOOOOO at anyone anymore. He would quietly whisper 100 100 100 100 100, almost like the sweet nothings that people whisper into each other's ear when they are "doing it." People got so turned on by this new mr tomas, but they were afraid to say anything to him because they didn't want mr tomas to catch a case. Some of them were 18 anyways tho so that wouldn't be illegal, mr tomas would just get fired and then they could go onto live their happy little lives together. All of the students that were 18 at the time got married to him, then the next people to turn 18 married him as well and they made SOOOOOOOOOO many babies together. Mmmmmm, such a smelly and sharty dream. The marriages to mr tomas kept going on for generations and generations. It practically never stopped, until one day something crazy happened. The mr tomas that got killed before time traveled to the future to meet the sexy mr tomas, then what used to be the sexy tomas (the turky with white stuffing mmmm) was killed by the "dead" mr tomas. The students sighed and they now hated their lives because no one was gonna be there to whisper 100 100 100 100 100 100 into their ears anymore. To be continued..........