3.2- The Crimson Sea

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???: J-Just so you know, I wasn't the one who came up with that idea! It was all him... We just complied-

(Y/N): I don't even know you... Why would I want to take revenge on you?

???: Eh?

(Y/N): Hm?

???: You don't want revenge?

(Y/N): Like I said, I don't know you... Though, I'm going to quote misses pancakes. "You don't know me~"

???: Huh?... What do you mean you don't know me?... Is this your way of giving me the cold shoulder?!

(Y/N): 👁👄👁 No. I just do not know who you are.

???: .....

She stared at me and blinked a few times. She got closer and begun to examine me.

(Y/N): 👁.👁?

Then she started to get "comfortable" and began to feel my body up....

She started with my arms and then made her way to my chest.

(Y/N): Uhh... So... The heck are you doing??

???: Umu umu... Your pectoral muscles feel familiar...

I could've sworn I saw her drool a little.

(Y/N): Oi, just because you're a girl, doesn't mean you can sexually assault me ;-;

???: Be quiet for a second.

(Y/N): 🗿

She moved onto my face and placed both hands at the side of my head.

???: Hmm... It feels similar... But... Not quite the same... Are you really Kol-sama?

(Y/N):.... Bruh, I've been telling you, you've got the wrong guy ;-;

???: Hmmm... That can't be... How the heck did you get here then?!

(Y/N): Pfft, I dunno...

???: 0-0

(Y/N): 0-0

???: This doesn't make any sense!!!

(Y/N): Tell me something I don't know ._.

???: *Wait a second...*

She started staring at me again and placed her hand on her chin, as if she were thinking about something.

???: Ahh... Sorry then, I think I really did get you mixed up with someone else 😅

(Y/N): I said that from the beginning, how did you confuse me with some random guy named "Kol"?

???: A-Ahhh... You just had the same hair colour is a-

(Y/N): So you assume every white haired person is some guy named "Kol".

???: Nonono!!! Chigau!!!!

She started waving her arms around frantically...

???: Y-You also somewhat... Uh, resemble him... But uh... Upon close inspection, I realise you're two different people ahaha 😅

(Y/N): Are you tapped???

???: I don't know what that means, but I can assume from your tone that it was some sort of insult 💢

(Y/N): Slang from Earth's "United Kingdom". It just means "Not all there in the head." That's the vibe I get from you... Miss... Uhh...

???: Ishtar 💢

(Y/N): HmmmMMMmmmMM. Okay... Anyway, what the hell is this place?

Ishtar:.... Heh?

(Y/N): What now?

𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 & 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘺 (Re: Zero X Male reader)Where stories live. Discover now