Code: Execute

Code: Sleept Thru the Chaos, Woke up in More Chaos (pt.2)

Where his dorky cast used to be now was an empty space. The mysterious tentacle had taken his arm off. Y/n's heart dropped at the sight, how would he give her two armed hugs now? How could he tie his shoes? How could he pickpocket Kunikida, the most sensitive person to touch in the agency, without his dominant hand?

She felt her heart drop at the sight.  It was almost as if her world had slowed down and the only thing she felt was panic.  Pure, raw, and unforgiving panic.  Her blood went cold.  Her heart felt like it stopped.  She stopped breathing.  All she could focus on was his missing arm and how if she had only warned him sooner he would have still had it.

Y/n took a deep breath before she said, "Chuuya-San, I need you to use your ability on his arm to stop any blood from— wait—"

She noticed an important detail from the scene that calmed her immediately. To be more accurate, Y/n noticed an important detail was missing from the scene— there was no blood, and Osamu was fine, he just picked the worst time to play a prank.

Chuuya came over the microphone in a panicked voice, "Hey Lady, what should I do?!"

Y/n sighed over the microphone as she said, "Really, Dazai, you pick now to act like a child?  What the hell is wrong with you!  This mission is so damn important and you think you should mess around just because one of your least favorite people has to work with you?!""

Chuuya was still flustered and she yelled out, "LADY, ARE YOU CRAZY HIS ARM IS—"

Dazai chuckled at Chuuya's frantic yelling before he popped his arm out of his ripped sleeve and said, "Hahaha! Gotcha Chuuya! You really are an idiot! My lovely lady even spoiled the fun and you still were too stupid to figure it out!"

Y/n began to chew the brunette out over the comms as he mocked the ginger in delight.

"Osamu — NO, Dazai! You better pull your act together or so help me god I will disable your card to get into the building! You'll be sleeping in the damn park!  Better yet, I won't speak to you ever again if you can't pull it together!  It was funny earlier when your lives weren't in danger, but right now you are facing death down the barrel!  SO PULL IT TOGETHER YOU ASSHOLE!"

Dazai quickly sobered up and stood to his feet, pulling the shocked Chuuya along with him. "Understood— Code: Serious, activated."

"Shut up, idiot.  Get back to business..."

"Yes, ma'am."

"Let me get a good look at that ugly thing behind you. It's showing up in the satellite, but I need to see what you're facing from the ground."

Chuuya was now standing big-eyed at the sudden change in Osamu's behavior.  Never before had he seen someone control Dazai... Not even Mori had full control over him when they were younger, he only did what the Boss said because it seemed like fun.  Who was this mysterious lady—a WOMAN whose apartment DAZAI had access to!?

Chuuya's face went red, with anger and embarrassment— Dazai really did find a lover before him!?

Her voice cut through the ginger's racing thoughts as she said, "Oh shit.... What even is that thing?"

In front of the duo was a large monster that looked oddly similar to a mainstream sci-fi monster based on a popular novel.  Large tentacles fell from a mouth-like hole, deep black eyes were staring holes into the two men that stood before it.

That's why she said, oh shit.

Chuuya was getting used to her speaking into his ear.  "Listen, you two were partners in the past.  I don't care how shit you were to one another, but I can't tell you how to fight.  Believe it to not, you both know each other's powers better than anyone else.  The only thing I can do is coordinate your plans."