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Princess went online

Princess
Oh no
Ain't no way in hell I read all of this above

Captain Joong went online

Captain Joong
HoLy CoW

Princess
Why
What
Huh

Mars went online

Mars
I hate tiktok

Princess
I'm just confused
Nothing else

Mountain went online

Woo.Ung went online

Sang.Sang went online

Woo.Ung
Guys
Why?!?!?

Sang.Sang
Boi
Don't be mad at us
We were talking

Mountain
Those which don't talk much??

Captain Joong
Wdym

Mountain
Y'ALL WROTE ABOUT 300 MSGS DIS NIGHT?!?!?

Mars
They were fighting over dumb shit
I was a ghostreader
Haha

Golden Retriever Puppy went online

Golden Retriever Puppy
Say one word and your Andrew Garfield poster lights up in flames

Mars
Omg...
You're so evil...
No not Andrew Garfield...
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Woo.Ung
👁️👄👁️👌

Sang.Sang
OMG YUNHO!!!!
YOU'RE A REAL MONSTER

Princess
Woah bestie
Calm down

Golden Retriever Puppy
NEVER
*insert evil laugh*

Mountain
You can't be evil
You're too cute

Mars
BITCH-
HE JUST ✨T H R E A T E N E D✨ ME TO BURN DOWN MY ANDREW GARFIELD POSTER?!?!?!?

Princess
Omg hyung
Calm down
It's a joke
Right, Yunnie?

Golden Retriever Puppy
No

Sang.Sang
OMG
HWA SAVE ALL THE POSTERS YOU HAVE

Mars
OMW

Sang.Sang
HURRY

Princess
Baby

Damn_apples went online

Damn_apples
Catch me

Mountain
If you can

Woo.Ung
Haha

Captain Joong
I'm so done

Damn_apples
STAN IZTY

Mars
YESSS
STREAM ALL THEIR SONGS

Golden Retriever Puppy
Except icy

Captain Joong
EYYYY YO HOL UP
THATS MY FAVOURITE

Mountain
SAME
YOU AIN'T DISRESPECTING MY FAVS

Woo.Ung
That sucked

Sang.Sang
I kinda like it
But not one of my favs

Damn_apples
Y'ALL HAVE NO TASTE IN MEN AND MUSIC
MAN
NO
I'M DONE WITH Y'ALL

Damn_apples went offline

Golden Retriever Puppy
Wdym we got no taste in men??!!

Mars
You ain't got taste in music and men

Princess
I don't like Itzy at all

Mountain
That's okay Mingi
You're aloud to do so

Captain Joong
The others are not?

Mountain
They're not accepted anymore

Captain Joong
Understandable have a great day

Golden Retriever Puppy
Wait wait wait
So Jongho likes Toby Maguire and Icy by Itzy??!
What's wrong with him!?

Princess
Nothing
Just accept it
GODDAMNIT

Sang.Sang
Calm down, gi 💀

Princess
No
Because it fucks me off that y'all fighting over stupid songs
Everyone has different taste man...

Mars
Bro we are joking

Princess
You sure

Woo.Ung
Yes

Mountain
Most likely

Captain Joong
Sureeeee

Golden Retriever Puppy
Whatever

Sang.Sang
I plead the to the first

Princess
We aren't in America, sang
But ok
I can led y'all slide

Woo.Ung
'MURICA

Mountain
Just no...
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