Hogwarts but it's with the Wattpad people

#jade

Shreki POV

Jade came running to me because I'm iconic

"REMEMBER THE GIRL FROM THE SHOW VICTORIPUSSY OR WHATEVER SHE'S HERE"

"The one that has the same name as you? " I asked

"YES HER I NEED YOU TO SET ME UP WITH HER STFU YOU'LL BE DOING IT"

"okay ig only if you put the cctv on my pussy again it felt good" I said 😈😈😈😈

"I will buy you a vibrator, cctvs are expensive" She said

"No only cctv"

"Okay"

We shook hands because it was a deal

Time skip because Jade x Jade

"She laid me"

"Huh"

"Yes"

"I didn't even try to set you both up"

"I'm hot enough so I didn't need your help"

"Will I not get a cctv on my pussy now? " I asked very sad #brocken 😞😞😞😞😞

"You can drink my cum" 😂😂😂😂😂 (a/n) HELP IDK WHAT I'M WRITING

"fuck you"

"fuck me"
"No only Jade will fuck me again"

"I really needed that cctv"

"Haha loser" 😇😇😇😇

"Stfu"
I then cried because I did not get the cctv in my pussy 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The room flooded with my tears and Snape drank all of it

He told me to cry more or he'll feed me to buckbeak

(a/n) I didn't make dracothealbinoracoon and me kiss because I think she was high when she said she chooses me over draco because how could she and it may be the vee who said "baby" and used the 🤣 emoji saying it 😟😟😟

Also #Jade is the ship name