Hogwarts but it's with the Wattpad people

The Diary

Shreki POV

I saw a diary on my bed and I picked it up 🌚

I wrote my name in the diary and the diary replied with "wtf is that name-"
Why are people always saying my name is bad 😭😭😭😭

I then wrote "what's your name" and the diary replied back saying "Tom Riddle"

"Are you a Ravenclaw?" I asked the diary

"No, why tf would you think that" the diary replied

"Because your last name is Riddle lmao" I wrote in the diary

"Cringe" The diary said
😡😡😡😡

"What's lmao anyways?" The diary asked

"I won't tell you hahahahahhaha"
😂😂 (a/n) don't ask why I used the laughing emoji

AND THE DIARY CONSUMED ME 😨😨😨😨😨

"WHERE I AM HALLPPPPPP" I shouted

A diary on the table, which I think was the same diary I was writing in earlier started talking

"You are inside me" Said the diary
Oh really 😏😏

"Get me out of here" I told the diary

The diary transformed into this really hot guy 🙇🙇🙇🙇

"WHO ARE YOU?" I asked the guy

"Tell me what lmao is" said the guy

"Lmao is laughing my ass out" I answered
:)

"What's ass?" He asked
Dumb chicken

I started twerking just like I learned from the troll

"Wtf are you doing-" He asked

"This is ass" I said

And them I farted on his face and ran away ✌✌

I got out of the diary and told N.H.D (nearly headless Dumbledore) all about the incident

"That story was very cringy specially when you started twerking- but thanks for saving us ig" Said Dumbledore

We were now sitting in the Great Hall waiting for food 👍

Then Dumbledore started 😒
"I would like to thank miss Shreki for her act of bravery and for saving us all from Mr. Tom Riddle who once was a small baka just like y'all"

And then Dumbledore took off his clothes and started fucking McGonagall
😜😜

And McGonagall got infection because Dumbledore was dumb and didn't use protection so she died
😧

Then we all ate Dumbledore because he caused our favorite professor to die
😵

Now Snape is the headmaster
😲

370 words 😍
The next chapter, one of us is gonna kiss Draco 👻👻