Funny Texting Fails

Extra Credit

Student: Hey Mr. Barnes. I'm really upset with my last test grade. Can I sex it up with you after school on Monday?

Mr. Barnes: Come late after school so the other teachers don't see us. B+ all right? I'm getting horny just thinking about you.

Student: Ummm I meant to say make it up with you...

Mr. Barnes: This is awkward. I'll give you an A if you never repeat this and delete those messages...