Funny Texting Fails

Lunch

Son: Hey mom whts for lunch?

Mom: in between chicken and Penis butter n Jelly. What do u want?

Son: Hmm. For some reason im leaning towards th chicken.

Mom: okay sounds good. Cause we are almost out of penis butter

Mom: OMFG PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. Y DIDN't U SAY SOMTHING 

Son: I thought u where being serious