Funny Texting Fails

I Wish I Had A Puppy

Son: I wish I had a pussy :(

Father: um son, is there somthing u need to tell, are u finally coming out?

Son: OMG DAD NO I MEANT I WISH I HAD A PUPPY* wait u think I'm gay?

Father: sure u wish u had a puppy. and its not hard to tell from the sounds coming from ur room when Brian sleeps over.

Son: ...I didn't think we where tht loud...

Father: OMG FAMILY MEETING WHEN I GET HOME!!!!