Chapter 2: The Near Death Experience

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Mario: What the hell? Where am I? Am I dreaming? Am I in the Back-rooms?!

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Mario: What the hell? Where am I? Am I dreaming? Am I in the Back-rooms?!

???: Mario!

Mario: Who's that?!


God: Hey, Mario

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God: Hey, Mario.

Mario: Who are you?

God: I'm God.

Mario: Who?

God: We've met before.

Mario: Have we?

God: You did the SML Cross-over and I appeared.

Mario: Ah, right. It's funny because I'm an Atheist.

God: You don't believe in me or Jesus or any of my buddies?

Mario: Never since I was born. I've never been to Church and I don't know anything about the Bible...

God: Right...

Mario: Anyways, where the hell am I?!

God: You're dead.

...

Mario: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

God: Um... I mean... You're having a Near Death Experience.

Mario: Eh?

God: You got hit in the head with a Disco Ball and you're knocked-out.

Mario: I don't remember a Disco Ball being in the Castle.

God: Bob found it in a dumpster in town.

Mario: Right, let's just cut to the chase!!! Am I in heaven or something?!

God: No, you're just in a empty white room.

Mario: Let me go back to my party, I can't die yet!!! I got my own future babies to feed!!!

God: You won't wake back up until another 30 minutes...

Mario: Oh... well, what can I do for the next half hour?

God: Well, since you're having a near death experience... I could take you to your past.

Mario: Wait a minute, you mean... you can take me back to when I was little?!

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