~^*The poop that took a pee*^~

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2,000 years later Turd, Gru, and their son Doodoofart walk among the streets looking for food to eat, until they came across a gas station and decided to go inside. They went to the public restroom. Turd decided to do something that would be for the better good. Turd hopped inside the toilet. "What are you doing, Turd?" Gru asked. "I love you Gru. Raise our son to be a gentlemen like you always were." "Where are you going mamamamama??" Doodoofart asked. "To turd heaven.." Turd said. "What's that?" Doodoofart asked. "You'll find out when you're older.." Turd pulled the handle, and swirled in a whirlpool down the crusty toilet as Doodoofart and Gru sat there in silence.