*~Beginnings~*

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Please listen to Livin' On a Prayer by Bon Jovi while reading this.

I was home after a long day of school, and I had to doodoo SO BAD <I've been holding it in since lunch time> I plopped my juicy bum on the toilet and took a big loaf. I then looked to my left to realize THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER!! I sat on the toilet for a good 5 minutes. It was starting to itch. I could take it anymore!! I sat up with my butt which was full of doodoo crust, and walked upstairs to get more toilet paper. My turd suddenly arose from the toilet and hopped out! I came back to realize my turd was gone. This is the start of The Poop That Took a Pee.

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