~^*The poop that took a pee*^~

The secret

4 months later, Gru approaches Turd and says "I've been building up the courage to tell you this, Turd.." "What is it?" Turd says. "I'm actually a turd disguised as a human.." Gru says as he takes off his sexy mask. "Oh wow ok," Turd says "And this notebook is for keeping track of time," he says. "That's pretty dumb," Turd says. 4829193847381883838382029 years later, they are old musty and getting married. Gru had proposed to Turd on a railroad track as they almost got ran over by a train. Turd was dressed a dress made of garbage and other fellow turds, and Gru was in a tuxedo made with Plankton's skin. They got married and Turd got pregnant 😳😳. 8 months later, Turd's bump was bigger than it itself. The gender of the poo was a boy. 1 month later, the poop took a pee, and Gru rushed Turd to the hospital where it gave birth and stuff.