"Oh gee, I have legs now" the turd said. It walked out of the house into the public. It tried to avoid being stepped on. Until it stumbled upon a new friend. The person claimed his name was Gru, and he was hiding something that you'll find out at the end bc haha loollolo. They walked and talked and flirted and blushed. 9:00 PM, February 25th, 2022, Gru wrote in his notebook "What's that for?" The turd asked. "Just to keep track," Gru said. "Track of what?" The turd said. "Nothing.." The journey of walking continued in silence, until they get to a house. Not just any house, a homeless shelter. Gru and Turd walked into the shelter, hoping to find more turd friends. Gru and Turd parted so they could explore more of the shelter. Turd almost got eaten by someone named Alfred <seriously, who names their kid Alfred??> Turd thankfully got away and bumped back into Gru. They figured this wasn't a safe place, and went back to walking in the streets, disappearing into the moonlight 🌛🌜🌝🌚
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~^*The poop that took a pee*^~
Action{a love story of Gru, and the turd I pushed out into the toilet <3 }
