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"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...

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Mutt and the Wobbit Cat

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by scp682xD

Outer Realms:

Cthulhu: *gibberish eldritch noises*you suck at mario kart nyatholep.

Nyatholep: *gibberish eldritch noises*...you suck in uno thou.

Techno: ...AAAAHHHHH-

Cthulhu: *gibberish eldritch noises*...that gotta hurt

World of the dead:

Every undead felt the scream of pain... It made them shudder in horror.

Somewhere in [REDACTED]

A loud laughter of a lizard was heard from hearing the scream of pain.

Local Library

A man felt a phantom pain... Nothing can't be fixed by flex tape the 2nd... Totally brand new and ain't the cheap one.

Back to Techno:

Techno: *dies*

Gil: ...wait, it killed him. Oh crap what should I say to Mrs. Hiragi if she saw how Techno's condition are.

Techno: the power of the bell, has thou summoned me?

Gil: how are you still alive?

Techno: I died, but I lived with my trustee totem of undying.

Gil: ...*Sigh* and here I thought it killed you.

Techno: Pfft- I have the power of slaying orphans in my side, I can't die from a 28 stab wounds.

Gil: let's test that theory.

Techno: fine then.

Author's note:
...I forgot this story exist, speedrun the fucking final singularity in fgo, got my ass kicked multiple times, and some memes I screenshot. Have a nice day.

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