"Liam Payne... I burn for you."
"Must you make everything sound gay?"
"It's literally all your fault for being the most attractive person alive."
Zayn Malik thinks Liam Payne is the most beautiful person, inside out. Not the Liam Payne that he port...
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^ bcos he's sweet, goofy, the youngest, protective, loving, clumsy, flirty, I could go on 😂
*hits Zayn with a book* "My poor baby... Want me to kiss it better?" "Pssh, come off it. You totally missed me." "Come on, there's too many beautiful people here..." "Boo bear, what the fu-" "You take that back, Irish princess!" "We're getting drunk off our asses, tonight." "He's my boyfriend. I am physically incapable of being mad at him at the moment."
Louis - Hazza's
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^ bcos... Gosh does it rlly need explaining? The cussing, the obsession with the boy above, the sassssssss
*aggressively kisses Harry* "I'm sorry, who's getting fucked?" "It's his baby, his boo, his honey, that bitch right there." "Hey leprechaun, how's life?" *comforting* "there there, you total idiot, there there" "It's either mock sympathy or plain laughter, pick one" "We've cuddled and fucked enough times to be a married couple"
Niall - Permanently Holds Captainage of the S.Ses Ziam and Larry
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^ bcos he holds both of their freaking chaotic energy, cares a shit ton about who he cares about, teases to show his love, funny lil dum-dum
*ships intensely* "You fancy English men fucking disgust me." "I'm bored as shit." "By the way, got food?" "Oh, fuck you Louis, you aren't helping." "You'll regret this when I give a speech at your wedding but go off, kings" "Your lives are better than any bl romance out there" "I mean he has a girlfriend but the gays always find a way, in the end" "Is anyone else excited? I feel tingly. Is anyone else excited?!" "Ho... Ly... Shit." "Fuck yeah, Ziam for the wi-"
Stanley - Ur Favourite Comic Store Owner
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^bcos... I just... I wanted to, okay? 🙃
*worries about Liam and Zayn* "I've been putting these glasses on for years now and you're one of the few to mention the resemblance." "I have a feeling you might just become a regular." "I'm worried about that kid." "Back in my day..." "Go talk to him, go on now!" "Quit your whining. I'm an old fucking man, alright?"
Doniya - Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
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^ she's fiery, independent, a bosslady and is protective of her loved one
*yells at Zayn* Go geek out I wish I gave a shit, I truly do :'( "I'm really really sorry for smacking you in the head but can you really blame me" "I'm glad you have friends, you antisocial idiot" "I'm bloody exhausted, Zayn, fuck off-" "What happened at that party? D'you need me to beat the shit out of anyone?"
Okay. Alright. I had too much fun w this 😂 and I need to rest I've been fixating on getting this done for hours, don't ask me why cos I couldn't answer if I tried? Anyway... Umm... Super drained rn and finding it hard to type proper shit so enjoy, I hope and g'bye 👋🏾🤍
After writing all this I just realised I'm pretty good at this writing shit. Pretty damn good. And that's on self-excellence 🔥
