-dxy_dreamerss And I while walking down the road:Me: "and so he messaged me-"
Random drunk dude stumbling down street, passing us: "oh he messaged ya, did he?'
Me (goes sarky and rude): "yah, he messaged me."
-dxy_dreamerss : "NO, HE FCKED HER!''
Random dude: *looks at us like we're nutters*
(He's right)
Us: "RUN!!!!!"