invader zim/oneshots

dib x vampire reader -bleh bleh BLEH!!!

Okay this chapter you will have to keep in mind you are both in elementary skooool so dont be surprised when you act childish xD, anyway have fun ! (Kicks y/n inside the fanfiction portal with a grin) AND DONT DIE!

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Its a wonder how humans could wear a hoodie in any kind of weather even on the most hottest days! I smiled as i kept applying the sunblock on my pale s/c while looking at myself in the mirror.

Now how the hell can a vampire see themselves in a mirror? Simple, non silvered mirrors!!! yeah crazy how such a metal like silver can do especially the damage it can inflict!.

Once done and ready to go, waving goodbye to both my parents and wishing them a nice day, they smiled down at me from the ceiling and waved a goodbye "have fun at school and dont forget the 'apple juice' in the fridge!!" My mom said.

I nodded and waved my lunch box in the air "aldready packed and ready mom! Love you both!" "Love you sweetie!" "Ata champ!"

I smiled and pulled the hood over my head and flew towards the door with my bat wings "man this never gets old!" "Y/n no flying inside the house!" "Sorrryyy daaaad"

I grumbled and put them away 'partyyy pooooper' , now closing the door behind me as i head towards the bus stop, the f/c backpack bouncing into the air as i hop scotch across my patio pathwalk, avoiding touching the clay colored boxed drawing on it.

The cute little frankenstein ducky besides the front porch door was booped by non other then MY FOOT! the cute little springy decore flung around wildly , a new fresh footprint was stamp onto a handpainted x mark .

"BOOOYAAAH!!!"

BEEEP BEEEP

I gasped as i heard the school bus horn go off from a block away indicating its next stop was here! "Shoot" i jumped over the fence with a power kick and hit the ground hard.

Cuz SCREW DOORS!

I screetched in glory while also whining about the pain on my sides but hey! I AM A REBEEEEL

"LETS DO THIS !!" I screamed on the top of my lungs as i triumph my daily motivation routine showing my nice little vampire fangs.

My pupils grew bigger as the bus finally arrived at my neighborhood block opening its yellow doors wide open for me to aldready hop in and enter the prison called SKOOOOL

"Hello there bus driver"

"Not this again" the bus driver mutter under his breath as the entire bus suddendly started chanting their little internal joke , like some sort of satanic ritual.

Everyone grinned ear to ear as they kept repeating "hello there bus driver" over and over again while slamming their fist onto the cushion chairs.

I smiled as i started high fiving everyone while making my way into my own assigned chair, the window besides it had all my stickers along with everyone elses around it with whatever they had at the time making it our little friend shrine!

(If you know this meme i love you guys 🤣)

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i jumped happily across the hallway as ussual, a few smiled here and there where given my way as i waved at them with an even bigger smile "hiiii guys!" "Hi y/n!" "Sup dude" "hows it going?"

A chuckle came out as i took off my hood, since technically i was now inside the skool i dint have to worry about the sunlight! Its not like a simple little lightbulb could hurt me anyway, hah light buulllbb

Suddendly out of nowhere there where two fast moving blobs running from a corner next to me , i gasped as one of them slam into me making us both fall into the ground