❝𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞❞ 𝙠𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙞 𝙠.

❝𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬❞

Kyoko: what is this
Y/N: adoption papers
Kyoko: I am your girlfriend?
Y/N: yes, we are adopting Makoto
Makoto, slowly peeking out from behind Y/N: hi

Y/N, whispering: what are we doing?
Kyoko, whispering back: Shut up, I'm trying to present evidence
Jury: Order!
Y/N: Uh, fries?
Kyoko, facepalming: last time I'm taking you to work

at lunch
Togami: *is casually being mean*
Celeste: *is casually being mean back*
Y/N, sending a text to Kyoko: can we leave?
Kyoko, looking up from her phone: why would you want to leave-
Y/N, standing up: yOU HAD ONE JOB

Kyoko: Sayaka? Could you come here for a second?
Sayaka: Yeah, what's up?
Kyoko: so I found this app on Y/N's phone? I opened it and is says 'Kyoko x Reader smut'-
Sayaka: You might want to sit for that one-

Makoto, running to Mondo: Mondo! Have you seen Kyoko?! It's an emergency!!
Mondo: Uh, what's the emergency?
Makoto, pointing at a injured Togami: He's bleeding out! I asked about his blood type and he just said 'be positive'! I need Kyoko to do something with him!
Mondo: Uh, Kyoko is with Y/N, they're having some quality time in the park I think.
*meanwhile*
Y/N and Kyoko calmly observing a snail:
Y/N: He's cute. Low key boyfriend material.

Y/N: I love youuu.
Kyoko: I love you too.
Y/N:
Kyoko:
Mukuro:
Y/N: Yes Mukuro, we love you too.
Mukuro: Thank you, I was starting to feel a little left out.
(𝙼𝚞𝚔𝚞𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚒>>>)

Y/N, texting: Pls answer your phone
Kyoko, texting back: Can't right now, I don't know where I put my phone.
Y/N: Oh, okay, no prob
*after five minutes*
Y/N: You are a terrible person I say, Kyoko. Terrible person.

Sayaka: When was the last time you cried?
Y/N: About 10 minutes ago?
Sayaka: That recently?
Y/N, tearing up: Yes, is that a problem?

Kyoko: *is doing homework*
Y/N: What chu doing?
Kyoko, looking up: Ur mom.
Y/N: Ha! Jokes on you, I don't have one.
Kyoko:
Y/N:
Kyoko: Do you want a hug?
Y/N: Yes pls

Kyoko: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for 4 to 5 seconds.
Y/N, gasping: 45 seconds?!
Kyoko: No! I said-
Y/N: Too late.

𝙽𝚘 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚗
𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚘
𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 ^^