𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐓. K. Kozume [✓]

-𝗔𝗥𝗖 𝗜𝗜𝗜-

cw: cussing

"wanna watch me one-shot azdaha?"

"damn okay"

As you said that, you got (favourite/strongest genshin character) out and changed and checked their artifacts, y'know, just to make sure.

"ALRIGHT WATCH"

"im watching, go on"

you used your supports, and then used your burst.
the screen read "894K"
you were so close

kenma literally burst out into laughter

"SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP"

you yelled at the boy who was now hysterically laughing at your failure of an attempt to one shot azdaha

"YOU- YOU REALLY THOUGHT- IM DYING"
he said, in between a bunch of wheezes

"I SWEAR IF YOU DONT SHUT UP IM GOING TO PERSONALLY GIVE YOU A VISIT AND MAKE YOU SHUT UP"

"do it"

"i dare you"

"booking tickets right now"

"no youre not"

"how do you know? i could be"

"i can literally see your screen"

"oh-"

as you said that, you quickly went to google and searched "tickets to montpellier, france"
you clicked on a link, to hopefully get you tickets to montepllier (A/N: idfk how getting plane tickets works, bear w me here 😕😕)

"are you for real right now"

"yes i am"

"how are you even gonna quote on quote make me shut up"

"i'll tape your mouth, duh?" you said in a tone that made it seem like your statement was obvious

"oh-" kenma replied, keep the shape of his mouth in an "o" shape

"what'd you think i was gonna do"

"something a lot more different"

"like?"

"uh-"
"this is so embarrassing to say"

"its fine i dont judge"

"i dont knoww i thought you meant like..youre gonna like... y'know.. ˢʰᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᶦⁿᵍᵉʳˢ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ"

"what"

"repeat yourself, i didnt hear you"

"y'know what, just forget about it"

"fine then"

"should i actually book the tickets?"

"yes"

"why?"

"i feel lonely"

"yeah, thats about enough reasoning"

"wait"

"i dont wanna spend money"

"you book tickets to lille"

"no"

"why?"

"your friends are gonna fangirl over me" kenma dramatically sighed

"they literally both has significant others but go off"

*very dramatic sigh* "FINE, I'LL BOOK THEM"

"you do know you dont have to, right?"

"yea but i want to"

"gosh youre so obsessed with me"

"am i obsessed with you, or am i just lonely?"
"we'll never know"

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(A/N: first of all,

WHAT. you guys are crazy.
thank you so so much for 1.53K reads i cant evenSJDHDSHFJE
second of all, were finally in arc III 🥳🥳
this will deffo be the arc where Y/N and kenma get closer and become more than online friends.
third of all, i just wanna disclose, i do not plan to be writing any smut, however, there will "dirty" jokes in upcoming chapters. also i genuinely i cant and wont write smut, so if you expect that, sorry. i might do lime though.
fourth of all, i just wanna say i literally got a first place medal in writing recently which boosted up my ego by a long shot lmao. this is a really long authors note but one last thing, dont expect chapters coming day by day. i dont upload often, like, at all. and i am sorry about that, but i am very busy during the days since im still in school and stuff and the weekend is like the only time i get a break and kinda wanna do other stuff. this is not me saying im ending the book but the updates will be slow!! i will try to write faster but thats all for now! bye bye! word count: 600 words