"Professor Port?!" RWY, JNPR and CFVY all yelled in shock
"Fat man!" ISM and Qrow yelled in shock
"Mom?!" Blake said in shock at the sight of her mom on the laptop/scanner
"NO!!" Sage screamed in horror
"Is that the-!" Neptune started in shock
"It is!" Sun and Scarlet laughed
"The fucking Stripper Sage from all those videos ago is back!" ISM laughed
"Wait, what?!" Qrow and Winter both said in shock
"Some fucking stupid video that had me in stripper clothing. I forced that video out of my mind, but it's comeback to haunt me!" Sage groaned
"Okay then..." Winter slowly said, "Well, I think I should point out that it looks like Port is attempting to hunt down General Ironwood, Sage, Emerald, and Blake's mother."
"Oh.. Why's he hunting my mom?!" Blake angrily said
"Better question: Why is he trying to hunt Stripper me down? What the fuck did he do?" Sage asked
"Probably scarred Port for life so he's come to kill ya" ISM chuckled
"I wouldn't blame him if that's the case" Sage admitted
"Oh come on, you're not that bad" Scarlet said, to which Sage just rolled his eyes
"I'm feeling so fucking good right now I want it to last!" the vocalist sung as more drones were seen flying in from above. "So I put my phone on silent and I refill my glass!"
"The music's so fucking banging, Feel like I wanna dance!" the vocalist sung as Port sped his tractor up towards the bus, where Ironwood's head was peaking out the back, staring at him in shock
"Ironwood looks worried at the sight of Professor Port" Velvet noticed
"I need to let my automotive side here release, but how the hell is a tractor and tank going that fast?! The tractor itself I guess I can see going as fast as a bus with a better engine and transmission, but with that armor, it's gonna weigh down the car a good bit, so he needs a good chunk of horsepower. B-But the fucking tank?! How much horsepower is that thing carrying?! Like, 100,000?!" Yang said in shock
"Well, I do know some tanks can be pretty quick. According to Google, the T-14 ARMATA is the fastest tank in the world during the 21st century with a whooping top speed of 50-56 miles per hour. That tank driving next to Port probably has some modifications to the engine and transmission that helps it go a bit quicker, and that bus is definitely going, like 40 miles per hour it looks like? Maybe more? Not to mention, modern tanks, and I mean, 2500s type tanks, can go 100 miles per hour if we want them to. So it's not out of the realm of possibility for a tank to keep up and be quicker than a bus" ISM explained
"Random question: What's the quickest tank to ever exist?" Neptune asked out of curiousity
"I don't know the model name, but it's nickname was The Roadster. Original, am I right? Some fucking maniac got a tank to go 200 miles per hour by making it a very light tank with a fuck ton of horsepower" ISM replied
"200 MILES PER HOUR?!" Yang shrieked in shock
"I don't know how he achieved it, okay?! He just fucking did it" ISM shrugged
"I'm at the bar and I see this chick checking me out! From afar, yeah, she wants my dick, there ain't a doubt!" the vocalist sung as Port's scanner scanned Ironwood's face as the bus was driving towards a tunnel. The scanner is in Russian, so I can't tell what it's trying to say, but I believe it's linking up Ironwood's facial recognition and DNA with Sage's
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FanfictionSome Merc is being paid a lot of money to make Teams RWBY, JNPR, CFVY, and SSSN to react to a bunch of videos that show them in a different universe and some videos that they're just going to react to. Will the Merc get his money? Will the people fr...
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