Kidnapper: hey kid! Get in the can, I have candy!
Me: lol no!
Kidnapper: hey kid! I have one direction tickets and free Wi-Fi.
Me: move over bitch!!!!!!!!!
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
