𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐒, k.jacobs

TWO.

TWO ;
team quackity

messages !

sapnap
mars
talk to me
you've been listening to sad
music for the last 8 hours

saturn 🪐
okay and ???
why is that something you felt
the need to point out

sapnap
it's time for an intervention.
i've seen you listen to mr perfectly
fine like 10 times now
this can't be healthy

saturn🪐
it's not my fault my queen taylor
swift writes very relatable music

sapnap
tf you mean relatable
you never dated joe jonas mars

saturn🪐
it's like you WANT me to
start crying again

sapnap
would it make things better
or worse if I told you he's been
in a similar state all day as well

saturn🪐
worse
better
I DONT KNOW

sapnap
okay stop
enough of this
do you want to play a game or something
and stop pretending joe jonas is the one you want to date
lying is unattractive

saturn🪐
no I want to cry my eyes
out and call him
and invite him over
TO PUNCH HIM IN HIS STUPID FACE
or perhaps give him a little smooch
as you can see I am very conflicted right now

sapnap
NO NOPE BAD IDEA
GET ON VALORANT

saturn🪐
:(
i'm already sad and ur just
going to kick my ass at this
...can punz play

sapnap
I can ask him

saturn 🪐
PLEASW DO
punz 😍
who tf is karl all's I know
is punz my beloved

sapnap
you have weird taste in men

saturn 🪐
okay????
did I ask???

sapnap
i've changed my mind
you can continue to suffer punz and
I are going to go play together
and you can sit on your
bed and cry the rest of the day

saturn🪐
nick ☹️

sapnap
mars 🙂

saturn🪐
should I call him

sapnap
absolutely NOT
don't make me drag dream in here

saturn🪐
I don't know why you're so
against me talking to him
I thought you guys were friends
and I thought you wanted us to get back together

sapnap
listen
as much as I love karl ( and trust me it's a lot )
you were one of my first online
friends ever and I've got your back always

saturn🪐
ily ☹️☹️☹️

sapnap
love you too
punz says he's down to play
when he ends stream btw
figured you wouldn't want to make an appearance during your break