kai✌
speaking of mase. he's
spamming me to add
him back.
kai✌
did he leave again??

timo burner
no thea removed
him 😭😭

kai✌
he's spamming me
and its getting very
annoying 🤣

thea🤍
hallo kai but we have
more pressing issues
at hand. i am locked
out of my house and
im freezing to death

captain america
boo hoo
captain america
we'll come to your
funeral xx

thea🤍
that was your last
straw christian

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thea🤍
right. anyone else??
thea🤍
didn't think so. chilly
please continue with
your plan

chilly🌶
okay so if you can't
fit through the window
do you have any long
branches or something?

thea🤍
yeah bcos i totally just
carry tree branches in
my back pocket all the
time 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

chilly🌶
christ someone's feisty
today
chilly🌶
i mean like around you.
is there anything long, at
all??

thea🤍
shush.
let me see what i can
find brb

chilly🌶
okie dokie

thea🤍
okay i found this
thick twig thing

chilly🌶
you mean a
branch??

thea🤍
...no....i mean
a thick twig....

chilly🌶
right okay its a
'thick twig' i cba
to argue with you

thea🤍
good choice

chilly🌶
okay so this may
take some time but
stick the twig
through the window
and try and get it to
the key

thea🤍
well thats already a
bit tricky cos i can't
really reach the
window unless im
on my tiptoes

kai✌
i thought u were
quite tall?

timo burner
how would u know
bro??😭😭


kai✌
oh i dont it was
just a guess.
kai✌
um well if you're
too short then stand
on a little ledge near
your house

timo burner
bro how would you
know what her house
is like either 😭😭

kai✌
yet again just a guess
timo.
kai✌
most houses in aachen
have it. i think

chilly🌶
right okay anyways try
what kai said then, thea

thea🤍
okie dokie thanks and
i do have a ledge,
back in a bit

kai✌
no problem

thea🤍
okAY so ive alMOST got
it oNEHDUFJWKDBXHD
DJFJFJDJFJFFJFJEHDIJB
EINCHWORIFB

chilly🌶
......
right

thea🤍
fuck i think im dead

chilly🌶
what the fuck did u
do😭😭

thea🤍
i was leaning to far
on the ledge and lost
balance and landed
on the floor on my
back
thea🤍
heilige scheiße that
hurt a lot

kai✌
wtf omg are u ok???

thea🤍
just about alive but
thanks for asking kai

chilly🌶
okay thea let's try
this again and maybe
don't try and kill
yourself this time

thea🤍
yeah cos i fucking
wanted to die the
last time i tried it
😐😐😐😐😐😐

chilly🌶
okay okay sorry

thea🤍
as you should
thea🤍
now im freezing AND
in pain

chilly🌶
quit whining and get
on with it then woman

thea🤍
BENJAMIN
thea🤍
the only reason you're
still in this chat is bcos
you're helping me so
shut up and sit tight

chilly🌶
yes ma'am

thea🤍
i'll message in a
few minutes
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thea🤍
I DID IT!!!!!
delivered 5:48pm

kai✌
okay good😂
did you hurt
yourself this time??

thea🤍
nope thankfully

chilly🌶
jeez took you long
enough

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JUNO'S NOTES
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i hope you enjoyed
this chap, don't forget
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also wish me luck in
my psychology test
next week😩😩😩

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