Decelis texts

the poor kitchen

Jaan: guys we are out of match sticks
jaan: jino get your hands here
Jaan: I need fire

solon: I restoked them yesterday how tf did they get over?

jakah: he probably used too much power on the poor match sticks :)

solon: makes sense

Jaan: I didn't mean to use so much strength but ig they broke seeing how hot I am

solon: makes no sense

shion: HAHAHAHUWUFGVEABGUIVIAEVGIVERI

noa: I've had enough of the keyboard smashing. 
noa: shion is getting stabbed in the eye.
noa: right now.

jino: brutal

heli: brutal (2)

Jaan: brutal (3)

solon: brutal (4)

jakah: brutal (5)

shion: IWUFIEILGUUILEAGLIUBUILERL
shion: it's my fucking keyboard 
shion: it's my mf will to smash it whenever I want, go cry about it

Jaan: can we all say shion supremacy?-

noa: NOT EVERY FUCKING TIME IN EVERY SECOND CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE ON THIS DRUNK GC.

heli: bitch calm down you are high most of that time, more than us

jakah: agreed (7) :)

solon: i-

noa: so? that doesn't mean you go spamming nonsense on the gc.
noa: I'm leaving thank you.

noa left the group chat

shion: we didn't need that ungrateful rat anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jaan: jino, cut your hands and throw them into the kitchen 

jino: if I cut my hands how will I be able to throw them you twat :) ??

solon: oh nonsense had started once again let me just leave 

heli: jino just go and light up what Jaan wants to be lighted up

jino: tch if I were dead what would have you guys done 

jakah: bought an actual light instead of having you as a living lighter 

shion: BURN
shion: WAJEFBIULTAEVILUGTVLUEQVIUGVIVERUILGILUEVWIUHUEWKVHK

solon: wait why do I smell fire-

heli: what have these shits done once again.

shion: hold on this isn't heli that was noa, heli never speaks with a full stop 

heli: bingo.

Jaan: GUYS JINO IS A PSYCHOPATH I REPEAT HE IS A PSYCHOPATH

jino: well you didn't tell me if you wanted me to light up the stove or the kitchen

solon: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE BRAINS

jino: exactly!

jino: so I went with the funnier option

heli: BITCH YOU SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE

jino: oh

Jaan: jino is going to be starved until the kitchen is back to normal

Jaan: AND YOU ALL AGREE TO THIS HE HAD A GRIN WHILE BURNING THE KITCHEN HE IS A PSYCHOPATH

jakah: agreed (101) 

shion: THAT WASSO HAHAHAAIBFUIAEHBRPBHAEOIGBIOEWJABNGHILB

jino left the chat

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give me ideas I'm running out of them :) 

or else the book is closed HHAHHAHAUBWRILUGABWIULEGUAEBUG