solon's dear book

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solon: I was reading a book on how to make use of my jawline to slice watermelons and the book suddenly disappeared

solon: I mean hello my jawline is so hot
solon: moreover the sharpness makes me cry
solon: do y'all know how hard it is to live to be the most handsome man in river field?
solon: NOW YOU SHITS WILL SPEAK UP.
solon: WHERE IS MY BOOK.

Jaan: if anyone is ready to buy solon from us, I will pay him double the amount to take him away

shion: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHUIEGAIURBUEGFYHIRGVBVITVWHB

jino: just when I thought this gc was getting normal
jino: solon texted

shion: HAHAHHAAUIGBERUIGBUEIBGIBRIWEUABIABER

heli: just when I thought shion would stop the keyboard smash 
heli: he started it again

shion: JABGFUIBIEUBGIUWBHIJLRKBHJKBIGUEB

solon: WHERE IS MY BOOK IT WAS IN MY HAND AND THEN DISAPPEARED IN A HOT SECOND

jino: I'm in the restroom and I cant teleport so I can assure you that I havent burnt it 

solon: jino out.

solon: the rest of you
solon: I NEED WORDS

heli: I can teleport but I didn't take your book
heli: BUT JINO I REPEAT, I CAN TELEPORT, NOW IF YOU WOULD STOP GIGGLING OVER THE CONVERSATION AND COME OUT THAT WOULD BE APPRECIATABLE
heli: I have to pee

shion: IEWREWBLIGBLWELUGVULIRBLTUIIUEIWHBH

noa: shion I'm going to stab you in the eye.
noa: stop the keyboard smash.

shion: ok
shion: IBERUIGBESIWBGTIHLWHUOIRBHIVHV

solon: I WILL THROW A BUILDING AT THE PERSON WHO TOOK MY BOOK
solon: where is the culprit who made my book disappear 

jakah: it disappeared

jakah: or maybe it ran faster than the speed of light
jakah:

jakah: or maybe it ran faster than the speed of lightjakah:

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solon: ......

Jaan: how was the food today? I heard a handsome chef made it

heli: that's exactly why jino still hasn't stepped down from the throne
heli: JINO YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE RESTROOM THIS VERY INSTANCE

solon: JAKAH YOU GIVE ME MY BOOK THIS VERY FINE INSTANCE, I wanna slice some delicious watermelons 😋

jakah: I was going to do that but then you sent the weird emoji 

shion: Woah why do I hear jakah yelling? solon, what did you break?

solon: I'm sitting in front of the mirror admiring my expensive biceps
solon: I ain't got time for breaking that shit
solon: wait whoa-

jakah: HELI TELEPORTED TO ME AND SNATCHED THE BOOK NOW SOLON HAS IT

Jaan: thank you for the announcement 

solon: if I could, I would be making out with heli

noa: he isn't the mirror.

shion: AHAHUBSIBWILABGFIBWGRBIAEWLRGBQWBLKEJGBLHBJ

shion: wait I hear screams once again

heli: THESE TWO RATS, I REPEATS RATS! JINO AND NOA SMEARED SHAVING CREAM OVER EACH OTHERS EXISTENCE
 
Jaan: #exposed

jakah: #exposed (2)

shion: #exposed (3)

solon: #exposed (5)
solon: 4 *

heli: the bathroom tiles are all white and foamy and slippery-

jino: let the two enjoy, you can teleport to anywhere 
jino: go teleport to the royal bathrooms and pee there

jino: make use of the useless superpower that you have, or else I will light up that cute little butt of yours

shion: I BELIEVE IN JINO SUPREMACY 

jakah: before you do the thread
jakah: (7) :)

solon: :)


heli left the chat 

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what the fuck did I just write-

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