dream. | park jisung

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me
holy shit i'm funny

jisung
you're hilarious yes

chenle
i did laugh

jeno
i found great humour in
your joke

mark
ahahahahahah

jaemin
COMEDY 100

haechan
ah yes funny hahas

renjun
it wasn't funny no one
laughed it was just
embarrassing and then
you explained the joke so
then it was just awkward

me
not you being salty because
i won't introduce you to my
sexy friend

renjun
I AM SALTY

haechan
🧂

jaemin
🧂

jeno
🧂

chenle
🧂🧂🧂

mark
🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂

jisung
🧂

me
🧂

renjun
stfu all of you

me
HARSH TOO HARSH

renjun
you just close your mouth
🤐

me
love you <333

jisung
hello???

me
oh sorry

me
*fart noise*

jisung
really

me
DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP
REMINDING EVERYONE
THAT WERE DATING NOW

jisung
YES BECAUSE WERE NOT
LOVEY DOVEY ENOUGH AND
PEOPLE WILL FORGET

haechan
he speaks the truth

chenle
not a lie was said

me
shut literally shut

mark
wtf are we even talking
about

me
uhh i'm not scrolling back
because last time i did
i was reminded of stinky
drug neighbours hairy
asshole

me
OH MO

me
IM HAVING MORE
FLASHBACKS

me
OH IT WAS SO HAIRY

me
OH MY BRAIN

jisung
bro someone call an
ambulance she is not okay

jaemin
OH MY GOD I WENT
TO GO PEE AND NOW
MINJI NEEDS AN
AMBULANCE WHAT IS
HAPPENING

chenle
minji is having war flashbacks
about stinky hairy asshole man
lmao

jeno
WHY AM I HAVING
FLASHBACKS

me
good sugfer

jisung
yeah hyung sugfer

chenle
sugfer for the longest time
possible

me
y'all just bitches and y'all
just jealous of my thick
voluptuous booty

jaemin
what now

me
voluptuous - curvaceous
and sexually attractive
(typically used of a woman)

haechan
girl you flat af

me
lol so are you hyuckie

me
y'all i need to go i'm boutta
be late for things

renjun
bye loser

haechan
bye flatty

chenle
bye bye

jeno
ilysm

jaemin
i love you more than he
does

jisung
not more than i do

jisung
i'll talk to you later

mark
mmmbye