Juul Gang (Ben Drowned X Non-Binary Reader)

Soberness is Overrated

I dropped the foods n snackies on the bed and handed jeef a plate w a cup on top

"Thanks bestieeee" he dragged out, and pat the spot next to him. I hopped up next to him, bong and lighter in hand

"What we watching?" I leaned over onto him while pouring some of the water from a bottle into the bong

"Uhhh we gott uuuhhhh-"

"OOOO PUT MARKIPLIER ON LOOK!"
He aggressively scrapes along the mouse pad to a Markiplier "Three Scary Games" video and asks "This one?"

Is this bitch blind???? There's no other Markiplier video in my recommendations ofc that one.

Well I didn't answer I just slapped the clucky thing on the mouse pad and the video started playing. We both stared at the screen for a bit before starting to consume our goodies hehehe

I fumbled around in my pockets for the plastic pot of weed and a lighter. I grabbed them both from the left pocket and out the lighter on my leg while I popped open the pot. I pulled out the plastic baggies and went to my other pocket for a grinder.

"Shit, I forgot grinder" I slumped over and leaned on my elbows, forehead against wrists.

Jeff pokes the space-bar and starts to get up "Tell me where it is and I'll grab it"

I look up fast, "Nah it's all good man-"

"Where is it" he had already gotten up and started opening drawers, bitch.

"Ughhhh, it's behind the wardrobe with the other things, why'd you even bother looking in drawers??" He rolls his eyes and crawls into the wardrobe and evidently struggles to fit his arm behind the wooden panel.

"You good?"

"Fine"

"You sure?"

"Yes I am becauseeee I GOT IT!"

He flings himself out of the wardrobe and slams the door.

"AYE DON'T SLAM THE DOOR YOU DICK!" I reach over to grab the grinder from his out stretched hand. "Thanksss bestieee"

" 's all good hoe, now hurry up and tell me what u wanna drink so I can pour fo us" he crawled back up and started looking across my collection of drinks. He grabbed the pink gin bottle, looked at the small remains, swirled it around, uncapped it and quickly took it all down. Fucking arse

"Dude that was enough for a shot each!"
I snatched the empty bottle in hope for at least a sliver of alcohol to be left. Nothing </3

"There was not, there was like barely one shot!" He grabbed the bottle back, put the cap on and leaned over, placing it on the floor.

I pretend to rub my eyes and fake cry "bro,,, my heart be broke so many times,,, ue ue ue.." I lean back dramatically , hand over forehead and give him the side eye "bitch"

"No u"

"L + Ratio"

"Ur not a Twitter"

"Okay and? Press play on the video already you ding ding."

"Aight, hurry up w the bong tho"

He presses play and leans against the wall. I can see him looking over at me as I fiddle around with everything.

Sitting criss cross apple sauce, I place the grinder on my right knee, lighter on the left. I place the bong in the center, so it stands upright. Taking the bag of weed off the duvet next to me I open it, sniff it and offer it over to Jeff. He tilts his forward smells it and nods to himself.

I take it back, breaking off a small piece and sealing the bag again, then placing it in the pot. I pop open the grinder and jam the chunk in between the little poles/blades. Closing the grinders shut, i begin to spin it back and forth, until it feels like there's no massive chunks left.

I open it and look over what's inside, good. I grab the bowl from the bong and begin to fill it up, packing it down a bit to fit enough for both of us.

Place the grinder and other such things in my pockets, and while digging for a lighter. It's not in my pocket?? Did take it out already?? I look up and see it on my knee,

"Oh" i reach for it and hold it between my fingers, I pour some water from the bottle into the bong and place the bowl back in, grabbing the neck of the bong I grip my lighter and get ready.

Wait does Jeff know how to use this?

"Hey, Jeff?"

"Wassup?"

"You know how to use this right?"

He now turns to face me and looks at the bong, tilting his head once or twice to get a good look.

"I mean yeah, I used one before so unless this has some extra steps or features I'm pretty sure I can use it just fine"

I nod and turn back to what I was doing, lighting the bowl on the edge to start burning the green. I place my lips on the opening and inhale, seeing the smoke form inside. I remove the lighter and put it down steadily inhaling and already grinning at the idea of losing myself.

Once there's enough I pick up the bowl and inhale, feeling the smoke in my lungs swirling. I exhale as I lean back, ecstatic as I wait for it to kick in. I blow into the down stem thingy to get rid of the left over smoke, place the bowl back and wipe the opening with my tshirt to get rid of any saliva.

I pass the lighter and bong to Jeff and watch as he does what I just did but without all the previous fumbling. Well isn't he a pro?

I slouch and shimmy further into a more relaxed position and carry on mindlessly watching the video. I feel the stress drip off my muscles and anxiety droned out by the brain fog.

It's nice.

As the YouTube video comes to an end I flick back onto my recommendations and decide to look at some generic fail compilation and comedy stuff. Jeff at this point has finished and put the bong between us.

He turns to look at me and hums. "Whatcha thinkin bout buddyyy?" I stumble out

"Yknow, you are alot more lax when yor high"

I roll my eyes, "well duhhhh, that's the idea innit?" He raised an eyebrow and shrugs "I guess"

weirdo

I think about messaging Ben to check in on him but considering that he's not interested in what we're doing might aswell not bother

ticks on and the video keeps playing

My mind is chill

Comfy numb

Jeff huffs and moves around until he's leant against me, head and shoulders on stomach, is he even watching the video?

As i ignore him and keep staring at the screen, occasionally chuckling or breathing a bit of air out in laugh

"Hey-" he starts to sit up and looks around the room

"You know what we should do? Now that we're both together?"

"What should we do?" I'm curious

"Well,"

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Anyway wow long chapter BC yes
I have been writing this for ages and tapping into my inner writer for this 😩

But yeah idk if this does well might do some more word heavy chapters BC I like them.

I refuse to go back and read this rn to fix mistake but to y'all that comment on these and chat w me i love y'all you always make my day so thank you for reading <3