Red vs blue season 3 male oc

Let's Come To Order

Fade in to Church shouting at  Tex

Church: Fuck Tex! Why did you not tell me I was a fucking Dad!

Tex: Your not his dad Church!

Background blues and reds watching

Church: Is he the son of one of the assholes you slept with and stole my money to sleep with.

Tex: That was one time.

Church: No it was 15 times remember, Jim, Rick and Mark.

Tex: Witch Mark, Mark Denro or Mark Deaz?

Church: Mark Deaz.

Tex: Ya now I remember.

Church: Anyways I am done with this conversation I am going to go, also Tex your more of a bitch then normal 

Tex: Then were done?

Church: Ya were done.

Tucker: Man this went for entertaining to depressing.

Church and Tex look at the reds and blues 

Tex: Can I kill them.u

Church: No.

Latter the blues, with Tucker holding the weapon of mass destruction

Church: You got this thing where?

Tucker: Right up there.

Will: He fell in a hole and found it.

Church: Sounds like Tucker.

Caboose: So... You went back in time, and didn't change... anything.

Church: Uh yeah, I was just like a, passive observer.

Caboose: I would have tried to save your life. ...From me!

Church: Yeah, I didn't think of that. Hey, Tucker, I don't think it's a good idea that you're keeping that thing.

Tucker: You're just pissed because you don't have one.

Church: No, you must have me confused with Tex. She's been staring at you non-stop since you found that thing.

Cut to Tex staring at the weapon like it's the last piece of cheesecake

Tex: ...That's not true.

Will: Yes it is.

Church: I agree with Will you  haven't taken your eyes off it.

Tex: Yes I have

Will: No you haven't. 

Church: Then why haven't you looked at me the entire time I've been talkin'?

Tex: I'm looking at you right now. (still looking at the sword)

Church: Nu-hoh you're not!

Tex: I've already seen you. Not too impressed. Plus I am still mad at you.

Will: No surprise.

Church: shut up Will.

Caboose: I would have tried to save Tex, too...

Church: Well I didn't, Caboose. I didn't try to save me, I didn't try to save Tex, and I sure as hell didn't make millions of copies of myself trying to keep the bomb from goin' off.