(Kitnap the Sandy Claws)
Kitnap Sandy Claws
Injure him in a fight
Throw his body in a den
And see if he will survive!
First, you set a vole as bait
Jump into a bush and wait
When he comes sniffing at the fresh-killY
ou can easily decide his fate!
Wait, you must have a better plan
If he runs you have to catch him if you can
Just maul him right there and let him rot
Come back and find a skeleton in the same spot!
Kitnap the Sandy Claws
Feed him to a fox
Leave him there for sixty moons
And see if he still walks!
Then the evil Scourge and Tigerstar
Will hear the fighting from afar
Use the classic Thunderpath trick
Then get him ran over by a car!
Or maybe you will take the path of gore
Take all the tips you read in the lore
And you will have no problem, for
Sandy Claws will be no more!
But that is stupid if you think
Lead him into Snakerocks instead
Come back again when the dawn is near
And find nothing left but his head!
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Warrior Cats Christmas 2021
Humora new thing created by me and my friends Meow, Yellow, and Shim. How would the warrior cats celebrate Christmas? songs.