Kitnap the Sandy Claws

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(Kitnap the Sandy Claws)

Kitnap Sandy Claws

Injure him in a fight

Throw his body in a den

And see if he will survive!


First, you set a vole as bait

Jump into a bush and wait

When he comes sniffing at the fresh-killY

ou can easily decide his fate!


Wait, you must have a better plan

If he runs you have to catch him if you can

Just maul him right there and let him rot

Come back and find a skeleton in the same spot!


Kitnap the Sandy Claws

Feed him to a fox

Leave him there for sixty moons

And see if he still walks!


Then the evil Scourge and Tigerstar

Will hear the fighting from afar

Use the classic Thunderpath trick

Then get him ran over by a car!


Or maybe you will take the path of gore

Take all the tips you read in the lore

And you will have no problem, for

Sandy Claws will be no more!


But that is stupid if you think

Lead him into Snakerocks instead

Come back again when the dawn is near

And find nothing left but his head!

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