DSMP Oneshots

Actor Au: interviews and bloopers

"It wasn't my choice! They changed the script right before we started filming and told me to improv! You should be getting mad at Dream not your favorite twin brother that has done nothing wrong ever."

"I thought Sam was the one that decided to kill Ranboo."

"Shut up Tommy!"

"Why're you mad at me! I'm right!"

Phil turned to the host with a tired expression and apologized for the fifth time in half an hour. Corpse laughed and shook his head saying it was fine. They let the three argue for another minute or so before Phil managed to calm them down. Corpse smiled and managed to make more small talk before moving onto their next segment, the very basic and not creative at all Who Is Most Likely To. It started off normal like "who was most likely to leave something on the set" or "who is most likely to get into a fight before filming". Questions that they either all agreed on or were split.

"Who is most likely to take a prop home?" Corpse read another question from a random fan on twitter and looked up to see the answers. Wilbur and Phil both held up Tommy and Techno while the other two held up each other.

"Tommy has brought the discs, the Tubbo compass, a L'manberg flag, and Dream's mask at one point." Wilbur explained.

"Well Tech brought his crown, a emerald, the axe, and a bunch of random shit he takes off the set!" Tommy blew a raspberry at his brother (which was returned as all siblings do).

"In my defense I forget I grab them and then we're almost home and someone finally decides to ask and none of us feel like driving all the way back to the studio to return it."

"Mememememe. Bullshit."

"And our time is up! Everyone thank the Sleepy Bois for joining us and we hope to have you guys again soon. Especially Tommy, I will beat you at UNO."

"Whatever you say Corpse." Tommy smiled before being led off the set my his family to where Kristen, their mother, was waiting. Corpse followed behind them to say goodbye himself and let them go.

Kay I'm bored, blooper time

Dream stood in front of Tommy while holding an axe to Tubbio's neck. The formerly masked man stared at Tommy with glowing green eyes and laughed that was short lived. "Fuck! I think you nicked me!" Tubbo laughed and pushed the axe away from his neck. Tommy's demeanor was changed and he burst out laughing while Dream looked at the brunets neck to see it was bleeding a small amount. "Can we get some disinfectant!" He laughed and walked off-set to let someone clean the blood.

//Take Two//

"Tubbo..." Tommy stepped forward but immediately backed away as he saw Dream's grip tighten. "Tubbo, what am I without you?" Tubbo's face softened and a few tears rolled down his cheek.

"Yourself. Look, Tommy, we had our laughs, we had our fun, but this is the end for me. Like he said, I'm a pawn and this is checkmate, this is the end, I suggest you resign." Dream smiled that wicked smile Tommy came to fear during exile. He had won. He had finally won. Tommy kneeled down and looked at his best friend trapped in the arms of their enemy and sighed. Tears fell to the ground as he managed to choke out his words.

"Even though for the entire time we've known each other I've always regarded you as my sidekick, really Tubbo, I was my side- Wait no! Fuck!" Dream let out a wheeze as Tubbo giggled a bit. "Do we have to do all that again? Come on man!"

//Take Three//

"- really Tubbo, I was your sidekick." He let out a staggered breath before continuing. "Please don't go." 

"Eh, it's about time anyway." Tommy fought not to break character at his friends small improv and continued the scene.

"Say your goodbyes." Dream grabbed Tubbo's neck and forced him to look at Tommy. The portal started glowing behind them making them turn. A figure dressed in a white hoodie and armor (such a simple costume) stepped through. "Punz?"

"I'm sorry Dream, but you should've paid him- wait. Sorry! I'll go back through." Tommy chuckled as Punz walked back through the portal. They waited for Wilbur's sign and Punz came back through. "I'm sorry Dream, but you should've paid me more." Cheers from Tommy and the slight confusion from Dream and Tubbo were heard as more people came through the portal. They stepped forward one by one as Tommy took the opportunity to grab Tubbo and lead him behind their saviors. The scene seemed to be going well. They got to the point where Sam was telling them about the prison before Wilbur cut them off.

"Cut!" They all turned towards him in confusion while he walked onto the set towards Quackity. "Has you been naked this entire fucking time?" Quackity laughed while everyone groaned. Wilbur sighed and pulled his hand down his face. "We don't have time today to reshoot this entire thing."

"Escuse you Wilbur, I am wearing shorts and boots." He motioned towards the purple boots on his feet and smiled.

"It's fine, it's fine. Nobody will notice. Let's just fucking continue before I stab somebody."

A/N I was gonna write more but then I got bored and decided not to. this is also the first oneshot I posted in this book since early september so I hope you enjoyed. might write more actor au later, might not, we'll see