Jerbo : I swear to the titans-
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Willow : *talking about (Y/n)* I get this weird feeling in my chest whenever I see them
Luz :
Gus :
Gus : Is it heart burn?
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Hunter : You deserve an award for putting up with me
(Y/n) : Your my award
Some random guard looking down : You deserve an award for putting up with me
Kikimora : Hell yeah I do
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Amity : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
(Y/n) : Okay, but in my defense Luz bet me fifty cents I couldn't drink all of the shampoo
Amity : that's not what- wait you DRANK SHAMPOO?!!
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Willow : *Gently taps table*
(Y/n) : *Taps back*
Luz : What are they doing?
Gus : Morse code.
Willow : *Aggressively taps table*
(Y/n) : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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(Y/n) : What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Amity : 'Prettiest Smile'
Gus : 'Most helpful'
Luz : 'Nicest Personality'
Boscha : 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Willow : 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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(Y/n) : What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
*(Y/n) proceeding to chase after Hunter after he threw a snowball at them*
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Viney, tending to (Y/n)'s wounds: How would you rate your pain?
(Y/n) : Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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(Y/n) : Goodnight moon.
(Y/n) : Goodnight tree.
(Y/n) : Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
*Eda walking by the reader room down to the kitchen to get a glass of apple blood*
Eda : *whispers* What the fuck-
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Luz : Dumbest scar stories, go!
Willow : I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Amity : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Gus : I have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Luz, joining in : I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
*Everyone looks to (Y/n)*
(Y/n) :
*(Y/n) shrugs*
(Y/n) : I have emotional scars.
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Sorry this isn't a oneshot or a recrquested story, I just thought that these would be funny ,:D
-Doe, January 3rd, 2022 (I absolutely hate that)
