Random Book of Random Randomness

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So this is why I hate babies. Everybody thinks I'm crazy and is like, aww, their so cute, how could you?

Me: Babies are just 😑. They scream and cry and give me a headache. They poop everywhere. Adults get all weird around them. Personally, when a baby is walking and then falls, I enjoy laughing. Call me evil. Call me crazy. Call me a saltine. But babies are 😑.

Also it totally grosses me out when they spit up.