"I could easily show you what it's like" I wiggled by eyebrows at him suggestively. Mike nudged me and Dawn made a disgusted face

"No thanks"

"Your loss" I shrugged at him "Is that all?"

"For now. I might come up with something later"

"Whatever. I'm going back downstairs to get started on breakfast. Any requests?"

"EGGS AND BACON!" The two of them shouted at me. They had a creepy love for eggs and bacon. It was cute in a weird way

"Sure" I headed down the stairs to the kitchen and took out eggs and bacon from the fridge

***

"Breakfast is ready!" The family came down the stairs almost like a herd of wild animals of course led by Mike and Dawn. Each sat at their usual seats. I sat next to Mike and across from Dawn

Through out breakfast I was giving Mike flirty glances when no one was looking. He would blush and send me back a goofy smile. I was surprised when we were interrupted by Dawn kicking us in the shin. He shot me a glare as if he was saying "don't do that when I'm here".

I rubbed my ankle and layed off Mike for the rest of breakfast. That jerk

I left as soon as I was done with my food so I could finish my homework. Since it's almost noon falling asleep shouldn't be a problem this time

***

Turns out by avoiding one problem, I got two instead. Mike and Ralph wouldn't leave me alone for two hours and Dawn kept on trying to ask me questions about homosexuality and what not. On the bright side I did one subject and only have my report left. Who am I kidding? I'll do the report some other time

I'll take a nap. Sleep always makes me feel better. I put away my homework and jumped into bed.

"Finally, Peace and quiet" I said about to fall asleep

"Time for your surprise!" Mike screamed in my ear as he bounced on the bed hard enough to make me fall off

"Sometimes I wonder how I even tolerate you" I said as I stood up and rubbed my now sore butt "What's the surprise?"

"Well I woke up early to check the news..."

"And?"

"I found out..."

"Found out what?"

"That..."

"I swear if you don't finish that sentence"

"The rain is starting to slow down! Chances are that it might completely stop by tomorrow morning"

I can't believe it. I've spent countless hours worrying about my dad. I'm finally going to be able to check on him. I am going to miss spending whole days here. I finally felt like I was a legitimate member of this wacky family

"That's great" I said. I didn't want Mike to see my mixed feelings about this. I don't want to leave just yet but I know I have to

"I'm going to miss you"

"We see each other everyday"

"But not like this"

"It's going to be fine" I pecked Mike on the lips and held his hand "I'm always going to be around you. Even when you get incredibly annoying"

"Hey!"

"You know it's true" I snuggled up to him and laid my head on his chest "Nap with me?"

***

"Do you guys always sleep together?" were the words that woke me up from my nap with Mike

"It makes sleeping more comfortable. You should try it" I could tell that Dawn thought about it for about ten seconds before realizing what I meant

"No thanks. I'd rather not"

"Suit yourself. You should learn how to knock on a door before you come in. I'm starting to think you actually want to see me and Mike doing something naughty" Dawn blushed a little

"Ew. I just came to make sure you guys weren't doing stuff like that"

"Why? You don't want us to do it without you?"

"Shut up. You know what meant" It's fun teasing Dawn like this

"Well now you know that we aren't doing anything unwholesome. You may leave now"

"I don't trust you guys alone"

"So your plan is to stop us from making out in our sleep?"

"Don't make it sound stupid"

"It doesn't sound stupid, it is stupid"

"Whatever, I'm still going to watch you guys" I rolled my eyes at him and tried to fall back asleep even though Dawn was staring intently at me. After fifteen minutes I snapped

"Will you please stop now? It's impossible to fall asleep with you watching me" I said only to find that he fell asleep on the chair he was sitting on. I quickly pulled out my phone and took a picture. I put it in the folder with all the other pictures of Dawn sleeping. I took one of Mike too

I bet Dawn was feeling lonely and wanted to sleep in here from the start. Since Mike and I got together we kind of stopped talking to him. I hope he doesn't feel too left out

I know! If I start paying more attention to him, he will feel less lonely and stop bothering me and Mike when we are doing naughty stuff. I come up with the best ideas. Someone should write a book about my life

"Yo Dawn! Wake up!" I threw a pillow at him and knocked him off his chair

"What the hell Nick!"

"You fell asleep. You're supposed to be watching us remember?"

"I got bored"

"You should never get a job as a security guard"

"Ugh whatever. I'm going to my room were I'm safe from people like you"

"You know you love me"

"Sure I do. I also love broccoli and Hitler"

"No need to be sarcastic"

"Bye" Dawn left the door open when he left. I hate it so much when people do that

"Oh Mike. Why is your brother a jerk?" I said to my snoring boyfriend. "You are quite the deep sleeper aren't ya?"

I followed Dawn into his room fifteen minutes later. I creeked the door open and slid through. Knowing better than to turn on the light, I pulled out my phone and used the flash to check the perimeters

He was sleeping on his bed with his phone in his hand. It was unlocked so I plucked it from his fingers and began looking around. He was watching porn, of course. He was into some really weird stuff

I began to look at his recently opened apps. Wait, isn't this invading his privacy? Hahaha nah

He had some racing game open and a camera app. What was he taking pictures of?

Hmmm. Let's check his gallery then... Oh my glurb.

The pictures are of me?

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